R. Kelly
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- jdcomba
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/r_k…
anyone seen this shit yet? so friggin weird. this guy is the WORST entertainer ever!!
- Crouwel0
not sure if i should click it.
does it involve 13 year old girls?
- jdcomba0
no, it's a show on vh1
- Crouwel0
aha, in that case it's fairly safe, eh..
i don't like him. it always seems he tries too hard, really needs his presence just to be known.. or something.
if i am vague it is due to lots of wine..
- jdcomba0
i really do hate him, although i find this vh1 show to be entertaining due to it's stupidity and ridiculousness.
- Crouwel0
well we don't have VH1 here. only shitty Dutch MTV, which is just a load of shite commercial hiphip and ringtones.
blergh.
- mammalpants0
ohh man that is the funniest shit ever!!! do you think he's surrounded by YES men who have convinced him he is a genius?
ohhh my god, its like one long jr high school poem. only worse.i believe i can die!
pants.
- jdcomba0
oh, and you guys don't get chappell show either? bum.
- lvl_130
Pirate Joke:
what do you get when you mix an entertainer and a child molester?RRRRRRRRRR kelly!
- jdcomba0
and i'm in the closet, and then i'm eating caaaakkkeee, and then i shoot my self. damn he has the worst lyrics ever.
yeah, someone has convinced him that he is hotshit. or he knows that this show will just get him in the media.
- mammalpants0
remember Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for Sega Genesis where he rescues kids from the closets?? like we shouldnt have seen that shit comin from a mile away!!!
i feel like he is modeling his career after mj, complete with epic sound turds and teenie touchin.mammalpants.
- lvl_130
haha moonwalker! i totally forgot about that game. the best is when you go into the pool hall and they do that smooth criminal dance! haha
- Crouwel0
oh, and you guys don't get chappell show either? bum.
jdcomba
(Jul 9 05, 19:40)no that is the worst. :(
You see i had never heard of him until you guys mentioned him on NT a few years back or so. And at first i thought you were talking about this famous photographer haha..
silly me.
- Crouwel0
"remember Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for Sega Genesis where he rescues kids from the closets??"
OH MY GOD. Tell me you are kidding me.
- mammalpants0
no! its for real!!!
it came out 15 years ago...1990http://www.gamespot.com/gamespot…
the kids actually say THANK YOU MICHAEL as he HEEEEE HEEEEEs them out of the closets!
- Crouwel0
" You had to save the children from Mr. Big and his seemingly endless army of zoot-suited pool hall thugs, bandana-wearing street toughs, dogs, jackbooted security guards, and zombies. Each level would include a specific number of children who were hidden in closets, behind bushes, inside the trunks of cars, and in other places where children generally shouldn't be. "
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
- Crouwel0
it MUST have been his own idea at the time. i bet he played it with the kids in Neverland a lot, just to get them in the "mood"..
trunks, closets.. WTF??
- mammalpants0
sadly enough, i bet the prosecution never played Sega Genesis with the jury. that would have locked him up for life!
anyways, back to r kelly...worst ever. i cant stop laughing at these videos!!!
- Crouwel0
so is there a stream? i could use a laugh.
- mammalpants0
theres a windows media stream, i think...
ohhh i think i figured this out!!! i will bet you guys that he had to publish one of the teenies jr. high school stories as a part of his court settlement!! hahahahapants.
- Crouwel0
ooooooh kay!
hmm..