NT should serve drinks..
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- sikson
The way I hang around this damn place, not always posting or anything, (but always open so I can just refresh it so it updates) it's like a fucking bar to me...if only I could get a drink here - luckily I've some kettle one...
yes!
- jevad0
* taps frantically on QBN's shoulder
- derek20050
lol.. imagine the QBN bar...
holyy fuck that would be awesome
- backwards0
yeah, like, that would be sooooo awesome!
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- sikson0
if only it were possible - it would be full of testosterone and bitterness - i'd feel for any girl that walked through the door...
when 3 or more dogs run together their wild instincts take hold -
either way i have a girlfriend and she'd kill me
and more to the point - it's not like we're playing D&D all the fucking time - we're artsy fartsy...ish
- backwards0
there'd be a perpetual gang bang in the back room, too.
- kingjulien0
that is so illuminating. thanks for sharing.
- backwards0
hey kj, gfy!
- kingjulien0
hey nick, i say you take this bit as far as you can. certainly it must be liberating.
- backwards0
it is, thanks!
dont call me by my real name though.. tryna kinda keep it on the dl hughley..
- sikson0
there can be a stripper room like on that ep. of upright citizens brigade...
and the bucket that tells your future or whatever the hell that was
jesus with all the weird sex and alcohol and weird undertones of possible drug use i think the bar might have to be in europe
- toe_knee0
It'd be full of nerds chatting on their laptops and drinking double mochacino lattes
- kingjulien0
sikson, clearly you're a visionary, and yet, i like you better under your real alias, son.
- sikson0
son insults people and attempts to make odd points
im having a drink
if you can compare either you or myself to son, son seems to be a bit of a prick and yr sarcasim is putting you right there with'em.
BUT - what is actually really funny about this - as that 'son' is now synonymous with being an annoying prick - or a 'visionary'
ahhh yes
- kingjulien0
sikson, here's the difference between you and i. when i drink i actually make sense. obviously when you have a few cocktails you become a blubbering fool, amused at your own idiocracy-- and what's worse, you actually think you're being clever. it's sad, dude, real sad.
- sikson0
the proof is in the pudding mother fucker!
Q: What do you hope to achieve with your work?
A: World peace, the end of racism, the elimination of hunger and disease. Also, I'd like to get laid on a regular basis.if you'd like to get laid on a regular basis stop randomly acting like a jerk.
- bk_shankz0
cute
- kingjulien0
the proof is in the fact that every time you think you've made a point, it only sounds more incoherent, and ultimately, pathetic.
stop trying so hard to be cool.
- sikson0
what point was i trying to make besides you're acting like a jerkass for no reason and one could assume that you being this way is possibly thwarting any chance of you getting laid? i thought both of those points were well stated before.
ill consider yr advice about the 'cool' thing though.
- sikson0
someone que up the pissing contest music - i wana dance!
- kingjulien0
sikson, do you see the first response to this thread? that's code for, "please, can we do something about this silly twat."
and backwards' comment a few posts later, that's sarcasm for "dude, you're retarded." i really don't get why my silly joke about son making more sense than you touched such a nerve, but clearly it has, and that's kind of funny.
regarding the quote from my site, the one you've tried to turn into the magic bullet theory, it's not meant to be taken literally. it's parody. with that said, i do fine in that department without taking advise from some douchebag. also, just to be clear, one's behavior on NT in some silly thread in the middle of the night really has no correlation to one's social life. at least with mine. again, you're trying too hard. now, get some sleep. in the morning, if you don't see this whole thing was ripe for jest, please patch that hole in your forehead.