The End of Europe
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- kelpie0
ah feck, my best efforts and you just laugh them off, I'd better buy a bigger plane :)
- donal0
easy now. lets not forget THAT date. no more plane talk.
- ********0
- ********0
British Spitfires are no matches for an American F-16... oh wait different eras....
kinda' like the size of my Yankee penis and the size of Mr. kelpie's...
hjahhaa ;)
- kelpie0
Jaz; I'm a horse for fucks sake, why do you think I chose that name?
- ********0
tee hee ohhh ok then well I am a donkey as in @ss
:P
- kelpie0
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skt
(Jul 5 05, 08:21)that's what I'm talkin 'bout, foos
- paraselene0
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skt
(Jul 5 05, 08:21)that's what I'm talkin 'bout, foos
kelpie
(Jul 5 05, 08:29)that kinda creeped me out. i pure had this vision of y'all planing kona's face and other dark shit that disnae belong in my sweet, innocent brain.
- kelpie0
that kinda creeped me out. i pure had this vision of y'all planing kona's face and other dark shit that disnae belong in my sweet, innocent brain.
paraselene
(Jul 5 05, 08:31):0 they call me "The Carpenter" round my way, deadly with a set of chisels and a plumb line
- ********0
maybe they could plane me some nice chiseled cheekbones and model-esq features.
- paraselene0
ack! please, no, kelpie! did you ever see that movie called itself 'audition'? that's the kind of images you're planting over here and i'm doing burnt offerings and similar at my desk in an effort to make you stop!
- ********0
The hair might prove tricky with a plane....
- kelpie0
did you ever see that movie called itself 'audition'?
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*giggles
*flicks needle
- paraselene0
uh-uh you DIDN'T, son!
- kelpie0
K0na, I may have difficulties with maxillofacial surgery by way of basic carpentry tools, however, if you want me to make you into a nice dovetail joint, I'm your man and at a very reasonable price unlikely to reach 6 figures :)
- ********0
I PREFER MITER JOINTS!
- clint0
that's how low it can get:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/busin…
- kelpie0
sorry Para :(
- ********0
what?
- paraselene0
s'okay, hon. i didn't see it. i was rocking and mumbling in the corner.