If you die today
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- gruntt0
they'd say "how long should i wait before snaking on his wife?"
- blaw0
"wouldn't that suck... dying at the start of a three-day holiday weekend."
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"i heard they still haven't found one of his legs."
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"man, i always figured the drinking would've been the thing to do him in. who knew genital warts could be fatal?"
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"please pass me that ashtray."
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"is it too soon to hit on the widow?"
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"hats off to the mortician. looks better than when he was alive."
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"who died again?"
- blaw0
ha, gruntt. i was too busy typing.
- gruntt0
you know what they say, blaw, "great minds think alike" ...apparently that applies to juvinile delinquents as well.
- todelete__20
they'd say 'ok, quick while no one is looking, i'm going to cock face him. you take the picture as soon as i whip my wang out on his head while he's in the casket k!?!'
- tkmeister0
i'd rather not think about the scenario.
i am still very much alive.
- gruntt0
lol kona!
- gruntt0
they'd say, "he's full of phamaldehide and he STILL smells of beer."
- nick0
i think my family and some close friends would be pretty sad, but i'd really rather not think about it.
- Kuz0
omg! he didn't shave his pubes!
- grafholic0
...what's with people talking about death lately?
- tim5250
you know i was always afraid of dying and a part of me still is. but after my son passed a year ago, it's almost like i couldn't wait to see him again someday.
- emokid0
because its only a matter of time. ask rand, he understands.
- tim5250
...what's with people talking about death lately?
grafholic
(Jul 1 05, 11:14)death.
it's a certain thing for all of us.
- jox0
That guy in the PVN. Our son. *sniff
- tim5250
That guy in the PVN. Our son. *sniff
jox
(Jul 1 05, 11:16)no. his name was michael julian perez.
- cosmo0
they'd say "that guy sure had a way with monkeys. female monkeys."
gruntt
(Jul 1 05, 10:57)hahahahahhahaa
lmao.
- mattyd0
'how did his hand find its way into his pants... again!?! he's fucking dead and he's still touching himself!'
- grafholic0
death is always with us, and while we don't want to think about it, it's there.
but then, right now, as is, we are alive. isn't that good enough?
- Kuz0
Ah, I can see them now
Clutching a handkerchief
And blowing me a kiss
Discreetly asking how?
How come he died so young?
Or was he very old?
Is the body still warm?
Is it already cold?
All doors are open wide
They poke around inside
My desk, my drawers, my trunk
There's nothing left to hide
Some love letters are there
And an old photograph
They've laid my poor soul bare
And all they do is laugh
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha - ha, ha, ha!
Ah, I can see them all
So formal and so stiff
Like a sergeant-at-arms
At the policeman's ball
And everybody's pushing
To be the first in line
Their hearts upon their sleeves
Like a ten-cent valentine
The old women are there
Too old to give a damn
They even brought the kids
Who don't know who I am
They're thinking about the price
Of my funeral bouquet
What they're thinking isn't nice
'Cause now they'll have to pay
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha - ha, ha, ha
Ah, I see all of you
All of my phony friends
Who can't wait till it ends
Who can't wait till it's through
Oh, I see all of you
You've been laughing all these years
And now all that you have left
Are a few crocodile tears
Ah, you don't even know
That you're entering your hell
As you leave my cemetery
And you think you're doing well
With that one who's at your side
You're as proud as you can be
Ah, she's going to make you cry
But not the way you cried for me
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha - ha, ha, ha
Ah, I can see me now
So cold and so alone
As the flowers slowly die
In my field of little bones
Ah, I can see me now
I can see me at the end
Of this voyage that I' m on
Without a love, without a friend
Now all this that I see
Is not what I deserve
They really have a nerve
To say these things to me
No, girls, just bread and water
All your money you must save
Or there'll be nothing left for us
When you're dead and in your grave
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha - ha, ha, há!!