If you die today

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  • blaw0

    "wouldn't that suck... dying at the start of a three-day holiday weekend."

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    "i heard they still haven't found one of his legs."

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    "man, i always figured the drinking would've been the thing to do him in. who knew genital warts could be fatal?"

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    "please pass me that ashtray."

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    "is it too soon to hit on the widow?"

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    "hats off to the mortician. looks better than when he was alive."

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    "who died again?"

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