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- paraselene0
are you referring to the fact that my dad is an evil shark who is more than happy to make a buck or two at the expense of his innocent children?
- ********0
are you referring to the fact that my dad is an evil shark who is more than happy to make a buck or two at the expense of his innocent children?
paraselene
(Jul 1 05, 06:05)if you're dad is a shark what are shark babies called?
parasharkalenes
- paraselene0
yeah, the long arm of the law is particularly burly, hairy and decorated with confederate flag tats in the rural south, but anywhere remote can tend to get a bit deliverance from time to time.
moonsharks!
- ********0
LA cops hahahaa, yeah right, all cops, especially state troopers anywhere below the Mason-Dixon line will F*CK U UP!
hahaha
- ********0
i'm saying missy - you're hardly selling him to us over here.
he'll be publicly stonned if he ever pays a visit...
- paraselene0
haha! well, he's a fucking thug! but that's part of his charm. :)
- GeorgiePorgie0
Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father.
Genesis 19:31
- kelpie0
'my dad is gael, sir.'
paraselene
(Jul 1 05, 05:44)your dads a Gael?! woo hoo, one of us one of us!...
...oh.
*slunks off
- paraselene0
sod off with your oedipal weirdo talk, georgie!
- paraselene0
nope, kelpie, my dad's a cajun jew with a funny name. like gael garcia bernal, ken?
- ********0
A Cajun Jew? hhaha that's a new one. So he's a Gael by name only. ya'll is strange folk.
- kelpie0
I know Para :)
- ********0
funny as hell but i'm callin bullshit!
haha
- paraselene0
i know you know. just being one of those idotic americans who states the obvious. not quite sure why. :)
- ********0
i know you know. just being one of those idotic americans who states the obvious. not quite sure why. :)
paraselene
(Jul 1 05, 07:36)you mean like the fact that you love me and want my kids
- ********0
A Cajun Jew?
JazX
(Jul 1 05, 06:29)Do they taste like chicken?
- kelpie0
i know you know.
paraselene
(Jul 1 05, 07:36)well, IknowyouknowIknow, you know?
- paraselene0
that's the second statement with cannibalistic overtones you've made today, moth. if it's all the same to you, i'll bring a sack lunch to the picnic on sunday.
- kelpie0
any special meat left Hilary?
- blaw0
at the very least, you'd best refrain from select time-tested vulgarities such as 'eat me' and 'bite my ass'.