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- jox0
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!
- gruntt0
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
(oh wait, probably a little harsh of a comeback after "liar, liar, pants on fire)
DICK!
(damn it)
DOG FUCKER
(shit, shit, shit.... ah i've got it now)
*sticks out tongue
- jox0
oh no you DIDN'T!!
(Ironically, this conversation ends with what started it)
So, NOW do I have your permission to use the pic?
- gruntt0
too slow.
- grayhood0
my attack was so stealthy jox does not even know he has been neutered yet.
- gruntt0
his voice is considerably higher.
- jox0
I would, but I'm wearing my anti-grayhood cloak!
- grayhood0
yeah well its oppisit day so you're wearing a pro grayhood cloak, mwahahahahhahahahaaa
- jox0
There are only two things in the world that aren't affected by opposite day. One - my anti-grayhood cloak. Two - your gheyness. Oh no wait, third thign too - gruntt is still red on opposite day.
- gruntt0
my redhair holds my power.
- jox0
Which hair?
- grayhood0
the short and curlies?
- blaw0
it's like reading the offical 'calvinball' rulebook.
http://www.visi.com/~dirk/dball/…
- gruntt0
*tapping fingers, waiting
- jox0
*enters the room through the roof vent, landing on gruntt's head
YOU WERE SAYING?
iiii-yah! *does mighty cool kung-fu moves
- grayhood0
* passes jar o' jox nuts to grunt
YOU'RE IT!!!!
- gruntt0
the clock strikes 5 and POOF
gruntt is gone.
later jox. =)
- jox0
wait! you can't team up against me you stupid mongrels!!
- jox0
and he wins on walk-over! *does swedish dance
later, pansy!
- sureshot0
Rules of Stand up fight:
1. When someone yells "Stop" or goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.
2. Only two guys to a fight.
3. One fight at a time.
4. No shirts, no shoes.
5. Fights go on as long as they have to.