tummy ache
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- the_doctor
some will say they have a tummy ache but then double over grabbing their gut.
THAT'S YOUR COLON.
the stomach is up by the sternum (aka breastbone).
i know it's cuter your way but please put down the soda and grab a water.
get outside. eat fresh, freshly cooked meals every 4-6 hours and exercise a little every day.
and quit being such a baby!
Regards,
- ********0
get some nux vom
- lowimpakt0
doctor,
i get an acidy tummy when I drink too much whiskey and ginger.
i cannot give up the whiskey and ginger.
what do you recommend?
thanks
- 5timuli0
Dear Doctor,
I have two strange lumps between my legs, hanging below my mister. They hurt when I stick pins in them or burn them with a lighter.
Can you tell me what they are and whether I should have them removed?
Yours worryingly,
- GreedoLives0
tummy ? stomach
- GreedoLives0
fudge...
tummy does not equal stomach
- 5timuli0
Tummy ache - I call it gut rot. It's way more accurate.
- the_doctor0
you are all SICK, BASE AND INFESTED CREATURES
Regards,
- kelpie0
Dear Doktor
I have a bottle cap stuck up my ass, how does one remove said alien object without further disturbing the anal canal?
love,
- 5timuli0
Dear Doctor,
Whilst fiddling with my private parts under the desk I got my watch caught in my pubes and removed a substantial amount of hair. I've heard removing pubic hair by the roots combined with bad genital hygeine is a common cause of scrotal and perianal abcess. Can you confirm this for me please?
Kindest regards,
- ********0
I have IBS
- gruntt0
anytime I hear someone say "i have a tummy ache" I always think, well that's because you call it a "tummy," if you had a stomach you wouldn't be such a pussy.
- driftlab0
Good Doctor,
Tell me, does this look infected?
- 5timuli0
Dear Doctor,
I have a rather large build-up of magma in my love sack due to a lack of action in the past few months. I believe that it will go off at any minute unless certain measures are taken to vent the build-up. Can you suggest a safe way to do this (or at least give me a helping hand)?
Yours under pressure,
- kelpie0
Dear Doctor
I have a tummy - will gurls ever talk to me?
desperately,
- SteveJobs0
Doctor, Doctor,
Can't you see I'm burning, burning...
- ********0
Dear Doctor,
U R Dinky.
Hate,
- 5timuli0
Dear Doctor,
I've stripped down to my underpants and am ready for a probing.
Yours impatiently,
- gruntt0
Dear Doctor-
Please take Stimuli before me. He is standing here in the waiting room with no pants on. He is freaking out the other patients.
thanks,
- ********0
lol @ gruntt
(the tummy ache pussy statementt)
- gruntt0
Dear Doctor-
JazX is starting to probe Stimuli. I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure he's doing it WRONG. If he is in fact doing it correctly I'm leaving now.
jesus christ,