Top 100 Movie Quotes
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- kelpie0
pull my finger, pull it!
kelpie
(Jun 22 05, 07:26)OK that wasn't a quote...
- paraselene0
haha! well, after your little bout of anti-semitism yesterday, you may want to use quotation marks. lol.
- ********0
deker... deker... DEKER... DEKER!
*dude in back punches some chick in the face
deker?!? oh yeah i remember that guy... good kid.
- kelpie0
You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
- ********0
i'm on the QBN-ADL watchlist. It's a zionist conspiracy i tells ya!
shit.. i was being totally sarcastic up there, I only hate Ashkenaze Jews, Sephardic ones I love!
- ********0
You Americans are dumb. You admire Lafayette and Maurice Chevalier. They're the dumbest of all Frenchmen.
- ********0
It's sad to fall asleep. It separates people. Even when you're sleeping together, you're all alone.
- ********0
"That's enough singing for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot. "
"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. "
"Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left. "
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? "
"Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed. "
"When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England. "
"And after the spanking, the oral sex. "
"Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land. "
"Consult the Book of Armaments. "
"At least ours was committed. It wasn't just a string of pussy jokes. "
"There are some who call me... Tim. "
"What? Behind the rabbit? "
"The cartoon peril was no more. "
- kelpie0
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk either, man! See how you like it...
...Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy...
....We'll just see how you like it...
...Total silence.
- ********0
ok so there are 120 threads and only 100 quotes. i think we got them all no?!?
- ********0
"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. "
"This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits. "
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. "
- kelpie0
I agree with K0na - perhaps this should die before we are all damned to nerd-hell for eternity ;)
- ********0
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
"I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically. "
"If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. "
"But you have heard of me. "
"But why is the rum gone? "
"It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out."
- ********0
Reverend Larry: I DO want your money, because god wants your money.
- ********0
"Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts."
- Jaline0
look what you did! 'server too busy'.....pfft.
- kelpie0
why Ambassador, with these Ferrero Roche you are really spoiling us!
- nicko0
You were only supposed yo blow the bloody doors off
- nicko0
*to
what a dullard I am
- kelpie0
"that's the great thing about high school girls - I get older, they stay the same age"
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Bongos McConnaghy