Top 100 Movie Quotes
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- ********0
You know when i said i'd kill you last? I lied.
- heathen0
You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
- kelpie0
adrien is up there? damn my pattern blindness...
- ********0
"Luke, I am your father"
"Hail to the king, baby!"
"Name's Ash . . . housewares."
"Me so horny. Me love you long time. "
Cantrell: Sergeant Cantrell.
Shemp: How do you spell that?
Cantrell: Correctly."I'm Batman"
"Love is a dung hill and I am but a cock that climbs atop it to crow. "
"Every man dies, not every man really lives. "
- paraselene0
adrien is up there? damn my pattern blindness...
kelpie
(Jun 22 05, 05:48)never fear! it's the pattern baldness you want to watch out for...
- ********0
"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. "
- kelpie0
K0na:
There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a-howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as if it were a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was.
[enter hammer]
- slinky0
Kick His Ass Seabass!
- kelpie0
Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!
- ********0
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
- ********0
Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy... I'll get your ass. !
- kelpie0
Ve belieze in nussing Lebowski, NUSSING!!
- ********0
Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto: That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.
- radar0
This was on television yesterday, good stuff.
- honest0
That's a fine lookin' coat that you're wearin'
- kelpie0
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
- ********0
You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again.
- ********0
Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
Bud: All free? Free my ass. What are you, a fuckin' commie? Huh?
Otto: No, I ain't no commie.
Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
- ********0
Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em.
- ********0
Lagarto Rodriguez: Hermanos Rodriguez do not approve of drugs.
Marlene: Neither do I, but it's my birthday.