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poor kelpie! eye surgery, more than any other kind execpt perhaps some sort of invasive surgery involving the male urethra and, thus, one that i needn't fear, gives me the heebie jeebies. i hate that shit. people gettin' in your eyes and all.
paraselene
(Jun 16 05, 02:48)I'm quite scared of that little coctail umbrella thing that I have heard they stick down your peehole when you get a dose.
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i'm especially crusty today
f1point7
(Jun 16 05, 03:01)Do you have a dog on a bit of string?
- f1point70
Do you have a dog on a bit of string?
skt
(Jun 16 05, 03:02)actually yes. but it's more bear than dog
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I'm quite scared of that little coctail umbrella thing that I have heard they stick down your peehole when you get a dose.
skt
(Jun 16 05, 03:01)I got a full MOT one time...
it's not a cocktail stick... it's a big fuck off bit of plastic with a square cross section and sharp corners... not only do they push it further up the old boy than you'd imagine possible but then they wiggle the fucker about just to make sure it hurts like a hooooor.johndoms are the way forward for sure.
- kelpie0
oh no, I just got considerably more worried about that burning sensation down south...
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oh no, I just got considerably more worried about that burning sensation down south...
kelpie
(Jun 16 05, 03:11)you been setting fire to england again kelpie?
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oh no, I just got considerably more worried about that burning sensation down south...
kelpie
(Jun 16 05, 03:11)you been setting fire to england again kelpie?
skt
(Jun 16 05, 03:17)fire is precisely the right word, think methylated spirits...
- kelpie0
oh no, I just got considerably more worried about that burning sensation down south...
kelpie
(Jun 16 05, 03:11)you been setting fire to england again kelpie?
skt
(Jun 16 05, 03:17)ssshhh!!! my case worker lurks on here sometimes...