Today's Greatest Hits
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Best o' the Best today on the PVN
I'm going to run now...I know this probably deserves an anthology, but all these nuggets made me smile today. Tomorrow I start putting al of these on Tshirts and selling them for a bazilliongillion dollars. Thanks!
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"Religion is for fuckin people in deserts...with swords and shit."
caulfield
(Jun 15 05, 08:24)"porn is like ping pong,
but with your ding dong"
scarabin
(Jun 15 05, 09:04)"More cowbell, less Jesusl"
"yet another thread i was tricked into by a misleading title"
scarabin
(Jun 15 05, 09:02)"Turns out the buddist monks, are able to produce happiness on demand. Will have to figure out how to
do that one day."
canuck
(Jun 15 05, 08:25)"Helvetica is an evil and vile bitch. God, how I love her..."
TheTick
(Jun 15 05, 08:31)"it's good to know that there are people out there with morals."
SteveJobs
(Jun 15 05, 09:15)"my batteries dead. Both the hinges are broken and It looks like a rusty slap of metal"
tonks
(Jun 15 05, 09:37)"im rockin original old spice and let me tell you how manly i am smelling right now."
nick
(Jun 15 05, 11:47)"please don't let our comments keep you from posting again!"
mayo
(Jun 15 05, 11:43)"what, like you invented that shit?"
k77
(Jun 15 05, 12:23)"not sure whom viktor and rolf are but they look mighty homosexual to me"
JazX
(Jun 15 05, 12:30)"it just sucks that reality hurts so much."
jeedoubleu
(Jun 15 05, 12:31)"my batman dont do kung fu shit. period"
peteski
(Jun 11 05, 12:45)"I laugh at wax seals. They're like soo fucking B.C. or something."
iDp
(Jun 15 05, 12:50)"yeah, but you're a moron"
uberdesigner
(Jun 15 05, 12:58)
- mayo0
*curtsies*
- brandelec0
what the fuck i don't make you smile??!?
WHAT the hell?!?
- ********0
ditto
now you've made kona cry tears of pure steroid
- lvl_130
yeah, fuck this! wawa
- k770
*tips his hat
- arinya0
ping pong fo yo ding dong...
omg THAT was pretty hilarious! thank scaby
- brandelec0
ok, i read it over again hoping i was in it, but instead i find that you posted yourself
not. cool.
- jeedoubleu0
sean next time you give me an :O
I'm gunna shove it in like so:
8====D O:
iDp
(Jun 15 05, 13:41)
- mayo0
when is it used? like on the toilet?
brandelec
(Jun 15 05, 14:23)
- brandelec0
i heart mayo! ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-s
- mayo0
i just posted that so you wouldn't be upset that you haven't recieved my email yet :P
just kidding. it made me spit up my tea.
- ********0
sweet, i got a mention
- brandelec0
:)
- lmao0
think one could narrow down pvn addicts to a four-fold dynamic profile.
Please note that a higher profile always includes the former ones (1=low 4=high):
1) Youthful Narcisism stage - checking the effect of their own jokes, boasting when drunk, writing clever epigrams like in teh movies, showing off technical apparatus, etc...
2) Group stage - Story-tellers, compulsive posting of uneventful episodes, toxic posting, intertextual posting, etc...
3) Isolated Addiction stage - Scorn posting for newbies, real-life problem threads, using the Ignore feature, etc...
4) Death of the Nick stage - violent ranting, getting strikes, starts forging new identities, social death, etc.
:]
Witt
(Jun 15 05, 15:46)
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rofl, where is that from?
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ah, nevermind, i thought he was talking about me in the last paragraph.
i've lost interest.
- lmao0
guess
- emokid0
lmao!
- brandelec0
stage 1 ow ow!
- lmao0
I thought he was, too