Hide the Duke
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- shellie
A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"
- uberdesigner0
shellie + lots of text = unread
just kidding
- gruntt0
shellie - you're just plain classy.
=)
- brandelec0
hehehehe everything out at once
- tkmeister0
i've read this somewhere...
i can't remember wehre though.
- shellie0
classy is my middle name.
- CyBrainX0
Shellie,
Thank you.I will now send this to my good friend who calls himself The Duke of Doo Doo.
Most of you are probably thinking that I'm kidding.
- thenuge0
that kid might need to use the pooplog www.lxis.net/pooplog
- Rand0
didn't read-pls summarize