MX Where are you?
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- paraselene0
i'm sure mr. OnD will gettin' laid in july :o
pascii
(Jun 9 05, 05:18)i wouldn't count those chickens quite yet, pascii. kuz is not all so easy as people say he is.
- chossy0
Yo MX how you doing ya mad pie.
- chossy0
Yo Paraselene how you doing ya mad pie
- ********0
no i certainly am not.
Hey MX, here's a tip
You will need:
One toilet roll tube
glue/selotape
Cling film
Lubricant
Bed & Matress
Laptop
Pornography
Tomato ketchup bottle + condom
get the toilet roll tube, and using glues/selotape stick a couple of layers of cling film around the inside and the lip of the tube. Make sure it's nice and smooth.
Then take your lubricant, squirt a load on the inisde of the tube, and maybe put some on your nob for luck.
Slip the lubricated loo roll tube on the end of your nob and trap it between your matress and your bed.
Play some quality pornography on your laptop and lay it down infront of you as you lean over your bed (your cock nicely trapped between the matress).
Stick the tomato ketchup bottle up your ass with condom on top (so you can use it on your chips later)
And let nature take its course...!!!!
enjoy!!!!
you'll never need a woman again!!!
or a rent boy!!!!
- paraselene0
hey, chossy! i'm pretty good, fellah. how are you?
- ********0
counting the days chossy.
32 left.
- ********0
Kuz,
I'm gonna try your 3rd dan masturbatory technique only if my chickens that I haven't counted don't hatch.
- chossy0
Kuz your way is not the best two soapy warm sponges fired inbetween the toilet seat, thats how I met my first wife she thought I was inventive secure mature and successful.
Everyone gets a :D from me
- ********0
nice choss, i can combine that with the SCAT.
cheers!
- paraselene0
:D rightbackatcha, sweet po-ta-to. when are you going to change your mind about coming to see us all in londinium? we won't be off our faces or anything. i triple-dog promise.
- ********0
chossy, £89 return on the sleeper.
cool as fuck.
- paraselene0
and schmairt. did we say schmairt as fuck?
- ********0
aye exac'ly, schmairt as fuck an' twice as real, ken?
- paraselene0
i think we may have frightened chossy away with our valient salesmanship. or is that salespersonship? fuck knows, we may have frightened him with unprecedented levels of political correctness.
- spongebob0
hey MX, got those CDs yet? I added a little something along the way.
- ********0
not yet spongebob, but cheers, you sir are a superstar!
- chossy0
Aight mad nice, I'm up in this piece yo whats currently off the hook def dope and deeply fresh if it's out the door or it doesn't know what times it is I'll have to be audi yo so give me the 411 before you all start to go whack
:D