MX Where are you?
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no i certainly am not.
Hey MX, here's a tip
You will need:
One toilet roll tube
glue/selotape
Cling film
Lubricant
Bed & Matress
Laptop
Pornography
Tomato ketchup bottle + condom
get the toilet roll tube, and using glues/selotape stick a couple of layers of cling film around the inside and the lip of the tube. Make sure it's nice and smooth.
Then take your lubricant, squirt a load on the inisde of the tube, and maybe put some on your nob for luck.
Slip the lubricated loo roll tube on the end of your nob and trap it between your matress and your bed.
Play some quality pornography on your laptop and lay it down infront of you as you lean over your bed (your cock nicely trapped between the matress).
Stick the tomato ketchup bottle up your ass with condom on top (so you can use it on your chips later)
And let nature take its course...!!!!
enjoy!!!!
you'll never need a woman again!!!
or a rent boy!!!!