God photoshoped us...
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- uhohseangettio
What version did he use?
hmmm...
I wounder?
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- uhohseangettio0
Or were we just hand drawn?
Or does God have a tablet?
- Neuarmy0
4d max
- r_gaberz0
//
- eficks0
psp :(
- uhohseangettio0
godamn,
- ArtDirector0
photoshop is too primitive for God since it's only 2 dimensional
- uhohseangettio0
so he used maya or something?
- Gorbie0
i bet it was pirated.
- ArtDirector0
Any of today's software is still too primitive. It's like saying we're using atari for human cloning. If anything, photoshop version 6,799
- warheros20
photoshop LIFE
distributed by God
- blaw0
when god was drawing my face he sneezed, broke his crayon and said, "medamnit!"
- ants0
No no no you're all wrong. Read your Bibles.
Genesis 1:1
In :The Begining, God created Heaven and Earth. (the first version of photoshop "The Begining" was a one off, and sold out. All 1 copies of it.)http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/…
---Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. (This is obviously a reference to him starting a new canvas, he did each one individually in "his own image").http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/…
---A little later however... he didn't like what they had become. So he decided to use one of the first tools on The Begining : the Blotter tool.
So the Lord said, “I will blot out man whom I have created from the face of the land, man and animals and creeping things and birds of the heavens, for I am sorry that I have made them.”
http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/…
---You may also notice reference to his tablet... which he gave away. Although he had doubles of that one.
"And he gave to Moses, when he had finished speaking with him on Mount Sinai, the two tablets of the testimony, tablets of stone, written with the finger of God."
http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/…
---The first version of Paint was also found in the Bible.
And you, O desolate one, what do you mean that you dress in scarlet, that you adorn yourself with ornaments of gold, that you enlarge your eyes with paint? In vain you beautify yourself. Your lovers despise you; they seek your life.
http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/…
---:P
God Rules!
- spongebob0
-_-
- benfal990
What the hell is that thread ?
- tkmeister0
there's no God, no hope and no photoshop...
- BonSeff0
lately i think it was v3 when there was only 1 undo. and i think he used it centuries ago
- spongebob0
How many posts will it be till discipler comes in?
- ArtDirector0
God gave us free will but we bit the apple so hence the macintosh logo
- r_gaberz0
what's with all those stupid threads lately?
it at least used to be amusing.
- Bio0
*raises hand*
handcrafted by satan.