God photoshoped us...
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No no no you're all wrong. Read your Bibles.
Genesis 1:1
In :The Begining, God created Heaven and Earth. (the first version of photoshop "The Begining" was a one off, and sold out. All 1 copies of it.)http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/…
---Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. (This is obviously a reference to him starting a new canvas, he did each one individually in "his own image").http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/…
---A little later however... he didn't like what they had become. So he decided to use one of the first tools on The Begining : the Blotter tool.
So the Lord said, “I will blot out man whom I have created from the face of the land, man and animals and creeping things and birds of the heavens, for I am sorry that I have made them.”
http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/…
---You may also notice reference to his tablet... which he gave away. Although he had doubles of that one.
"And he gave to Moses, when he had finished speaking with him on Mount Sinai, the two tablets of the testimony, tablets of stone, written with the finger of God."
http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/…
---The first version of Paint was also found in the Bible.
And you, O desolate one, what do you mean that you dress in scarlet, that you adorn yourself with ornaments of gold, that you enlarge your eyes with paint? In vain you beautify yourself. Your lovers despise you; they seek your life.
http://www.gnpcb.org/esv/search/…
---:P
God Rules!