02/03 july in LONDON
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- paraselene0
i know! i thought i could be callous and horrible and make a few quid, but i've never really been that kind of girl.
good night, though. in spite of notting hill's best efforts to thwart us. be glad you didn't come to stokefest yesterday. it was freeeeeezing and they seemed to have trucked in half the human population and the entire canine population of aberystwyth (sp?) for the occasion.
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Are you getting excited para?
Time is nearly upon us...You'll be please to know that a recently won Oil company client make's fuel out of nuts.
- paraselene0
excited and nervous, both! we should defos get together before my first day for a pep talk.
keep the eco-warrior news coming. makes all the difference to my battered sense of social responsibility!
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Yeah I think we should meet some day this week. Not Friday or Thursday, I've got wedding stuff to plan...
Maybe be wednesday. I don't we should bother with the books - what good will it do this late in the day?!
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wedding??
Whit's all this moth?? You're making an honourable trannie outta Kuz at last?
- paraselene0
wedding stuff?
wednesday is looking bad for me, but we can email it out.
wedding stuff?
did you tell me some important news when i was drunk?
a friend of mine called from paris a few months ago to tell me he was getting married and i was pissed and didn't remember. he called last week to tell me he was getting a divorce and i wos all "say wha?"
why am i turning into a character from little britain? i used to be so eloquent...
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Morning all. I played rounders at the weekend. communist rounders. lots of fun. my arm hurts. and my arse. but thats from jumping off a 38 at speed holding a gin and tonic. I went for a flyer but most of my drink stayed in the glass. class.
Was that "the best" kebab shop in London? although that might be stoke high street rather than kingsland road.
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ah yeah, couldn't make it to stokey. Go stuck at my aunt's. Went out with Cousin and his "rude boy" mates (apologies for the slightly sarcastic use of that term). It was aiight.
But weekend was fun.
Haha, para, got gossip for ya. You know fiona, marks girlfriend who came downstairs other night complainin of the noise? Well she was blasting a radio outside reka's door 9.30am. And then they got into a massive fight, tears and tantrums. Poor mark. Fuckin juveniles. And reka's trying to get me to square fings with Mark. And i'm like - do you even know how you're acting and why? Course she doesn't.
Oh the drama!
(I just got off the phone to her now)
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Not me people. Me ol' mucker from way back it tying the knot Saturday. Need to hire myself a suit and fashion my mohawk. Then I need to sit down and do some embroidery on a rather nice bed-spread.
Then I need to find the song "Tequlia" and a good bottle of the stuff to supply about 30 people.And clean my tent - because the after is in a field.
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Whit's all this moth?? You're making an honourable trannie outta Kuz at last?
MX_OnD
(Jun 13 05, 04:21)
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nah, i've decided i'm hetrosexual after all.
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Whit's all this moth?? You're making an honourable trannie outta Kuz at last?
MX_OnD
(Jun 13 05, 04:21)
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nah, i've decided i'm hetrosexual after all.
Kuz
(Jun 13 05, 04:37)whit a fickle hooor ye are.
- paraselene0
kuz, you're totally metrosexual. look how you spell heterosexual! freudian slip!
reka should totally move into my place for the summa. two birds, etc.
embroidery? moth, i'm so damned impressed with you.
what's rounders? and it is the best kebab shop in london, skt. but it's definitely on kingsland road. right by the canal.
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embroidery? moth, i'm so damned impressed with you.
paraselene
(Jun 13 05, 04:59)Yes... cross-stitch or chain stitch... I've got a book with more in too. Putting the date on their wedding gift....
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Rounders is like junior baseball.
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I’m shopping at the supermarket of sexuality!
They got vibrating dildo’s in Boots now you know. Except they don’t call them vibrating dildo’s, they call them “body massagers”. And the packaging is opaque with no illustrations. Lest the phallic symbol offend the sensibilities of the consumer. “Toys for adults, because we feel we should be free to enjoy what is naturally ours,” says the marketing Oh yeah? Then where’s the “Tripple XXX hot for your dripping wet pussy”? Fuckin hypocritics. Harmony the sex shop on oxford street had a couple pillow fighting. A pillow fight?: Jesus, is that what sex is??? A fucking pillow fight??? Pillow bite more like! Symptoms of a valueless society who need sterilised consumable celebrations of sex to begin to reconcile their own sexualities. Other wise they’re lost. Either have religion to suppress it. Or consumerim to channel it as “fun playytime!”. Playtime?? Children have playtimes, not fuckin adults. How about guides for school children on how to insert ketchup bottles up your asshole safely? “Use a broom handle!”
Dildo’s in Boots. Jeeeez.
I’m shopping at the supermarket of sexuality!They got vibrating dildo’s in Boots now you know. Except they don’t call them vibrating dildo’s, they call them “body massagers”. And the packaging is opaque with no illustrations. Lest the phallic symbol offend the sensibilities of the consumer. “Toys for adults, because we feel we should be free to enjoy what is naturally ours,” says the marketing Oh yeah? Then where’s the “Tripple XXX hot for your dripping wet pussy”? Fuckin hypocritics. Harmony the sex shop on oxford street had a couple pillow fighting. A pillow fight?: Jesus, is that what sex is??? A fucking pillow fight??? Pillow bite more like! Symptoms of a valueless society who need sterilised consumable celebrations of sex to begin to reconcile their own sexualities. Other wise they’re lost. Either have religion to suppress it. Or consumerim to channel it as “fun playytime!”. Playtime?? Children have playtimes, not fuckin adults. How about guides for school children on how to insert ketchup bottles up your asshole safely? “Use a broom handle!”
Dildo’s in Boots. Jeeeezus.
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You didn't have to tell us twice kuz.
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that was an accident.
I apologise
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that was an accident.
I apologise
Kuz
(Jun 13 05, 05:15)Should I punish you, or have you been in that shop?
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haha.
ummm...
- paraselene0
look what you've done, kuz! killing our thread with your high street dildoes. tsk!