02/03 july in LONDON
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I’m shopping at the supermarket of sexuality!
They got vibrating dildo’s in Boots now you know. Except they don’t call them vibrating dildo’s, they call them “body massagers”. And the packaging is opaque with no illustrations. Lest the phallic symbol offend the sensibilities of the consumer. “Toys for adults, because we feel we should be free to enjoy what is naturally ours,” says the marketing Oh yeah? Then where’s the “Tripple XXX hot for your dripping wet pussy”? Fuckin hypocritics. Harmony the sex shop on oxford street had a couple pillow fighting. A pillow fight?: Jesus, is that what sex is??? A fucking pillow fight??? Pillow bite more like! Symptoms of a valueless society who need sterilised consumable celebrations of sex to begin to reconcile their own sexualities. Other wise they’re lost. Either have religion to suppress it. Or consumerim to channel it as “fun playytime!”. Playtime?? Children have playtimes, not fuckin adults. How about guides for school children on how to insert ketchup bottles up your asshole safely? “Use a broom handle!”
Dildo’s in Boots. Jeeeez.
I’m shopping at the supermarket of sexuality!They got vibrating dildo’s in Boots now you know. Except they don’t call them vibrating dildo’s, they call them “body massagers”. And the packaging is opaque with no illustrations. Lest the phallic symbol offend the sensibilities of the consumer. “Toys for adults, because we feel we should be free to enjoy what is naturally ours,” says the marketing Oh yeah? Then where’s the “Tripple XXX hot for your dripping wet pussy”? Fuckin hypocritics. Harmony the sex shop on oxford street had a couple pillow fighting. A pillow fight?: Jesus, is that what sex is??? A fucking pillow fight??? Pillow bite more like! Symptoms of a valueless society who need sterilised consumable celebrations of sex to begin to reconcile their own sexualities. Other wise they’re lost. Either have religion to suppress it. Or consumerim to channel it as “fun playytime!”. Playtime?? Children have playtimes, not fuckin adults. How about guides for school children on how to insert ketchup bottles up your asshole safely? “Use a broom handle!”
Dildo’s in Boots. Jeeeezus.