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- anzelina
all representatives are currently assisiting other customers. please hold for the next available representative.
UGH
- tim5250
you still dealing with dell or am i confusing you with someone else?
- tim5250
now i feel like i'm the one 'on hold'.
- anzelina0
haha, not dell.
- SteveJobs0
Steve Jobs says: there are several strategies to getting through to who you need to talk to.
1) try other venues. you may be calling to cancel your credit card, but oops, you hit the button that takes you to credit app sales rep. funnily enough you'd be talking to the same person either way...
2). hit random buttons. you might confuse the call mgmnt system and it could forward you to customer service. they love directing calls - it's better than taking complaints!
3). hit 0. in many cases that will take you to customer service or directy to a sales rep.
Happy Calling!
Love,
Steve Jobs
x0x0x0
- anzelina0
tried all of the above.
to no avail.
got through though, and am all set now
- anzelina0
on hold again, this time with the INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE.
but it's all good. the hold music is vivaldi, my favourite!
- gruntt0
well i hope they answer and say "well we made the error in your favor. and as a thank you for calling out this error you can keep the 100,000 bucks."
- blaw0
vivaldi makes me happy.
for when you're off the phone:
"Concerto for Two Violins in A Minor"
http://filebox.vt.edu/j/jcdecker…
- ********0
Fuck me, you have been on hold for 2 days? It must be Hackney Council your on the phone to is it?
- honest0
THIS IS DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!