PVN Anthology IV
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- ********0
nothing like getting pro bono work taken away from you
Rand
(Oct 17 06, 07:46)
- ********0
.nl !!!
Let's cash in on the whole Dutch design craze before people see what a sham it actually is...
mr_snuggles
(Oct 17 06, 05:59)+1
- kelpie0
I couldn't give a fuck what you say Vespa, or you Para. We all know you aren't real and only live in that special place in my mind where I go sometimes to think about Kuz and his missing ribs.
soda
(Oct 17 06, 08:21)
- paraselene0
I like the cut of your rib, eye aye kelps...
mr_snuggles
(Oct 17 06, 08:30)
- ********0
any smell of 'national' design got blown away when someone opened the branding window
Bluejam
(Oct 17 06, 09:01)
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There is probably say a billion women right now just knocking a sly one off before they go for a bath or something.
I'm going to phone my pal Claire and see if she's creaming a quick one of the wrist the now.chossy
(Oct 18 06, 12:18)why don't we jsut rename this thread "The Chossy Anthology" and get on with it.
- ********0
I think what snuggles is saying is the sooner we all resign ourselves to a life of frustration and defeat, the better
Rand
(Oct 18 06, 10:16)
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Sometimes I feel like an NT paperweight, just sitting here so the site doesn't float away...
neue75_bold
(Oct 18 06, 15:43)+100
- ********0
fuckin transients, with their lives and shit...
neue75_bold
(Oct 18 06, 15:45)
- mpfree0
Every sodding American claims to be of "Irish descent".
If I was them and you turned up touting that shite, I'd fucking shoot you on the spot.
moth
(Oct 24 06, 02:39)
- ninjasavant0
DO NOT MESS WITH ME
while you see me enjoying a delicious fruit smoothieSo last night I'm shopping for some groceries at the local whole foods supermarket (yes, whole foods, I don't actually go out and kill cows with my bare hands, who knew), anyways, just before I leave I go to the juice stand in the supermarket and order a large natural juice drink. Mmmm.... tasty.
So I check out and as I'm walking the cart out to my car I happen to look up at this blue minivan coming at me going to pass on my right and I see this kid, probably 16 or 17 or so leaning out the window with his arms out. At first I think it's someone I know, then I hear him say "HEY MOTHER F*CKER!" trying to scare me, and then quickly leans inside the car laughing at his buddy and they both share a laugh together. I'm sure I had a "WTF OMG" or something look on my face. Priceless.
Here's the problem, the kid did it far too soon and the minivan was traveling way too slow. So as it's about to pass and they are still laughing I, almost nonchalantly, toss my almost full Natural Fruit Smoothie into the vehicle and it hits him in his chest and explodes inside the car... then, THAT look on HIS face was indeed the most priceless look of the event. Then a funny thing happened in that brief instant before he passed completely so I could no longer see the HOLY F*CK THIS IS MY MOMS CAR look on his pathetic little face... his buddy driving the car put the pedal to the metal and sped off like I just through a stick of dynamite behind their car and they wanted to drive out of the blast radius.
In the millisecond it took for the juice drink to hit the kid it did pass through my mind that the two of them may get out and a fight would break out, but I was really counting on them being a couple of p*ssies and just driving off, but the opportunity to throw my smoothie into their car was just too good to pass up, I had to do it.
The moral of the story: Never f*ck with a guy holding a large delicious smoothie.
k0na_an0k
(Oct 19 06, 12:05)
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Newstoday™: The Slower and More Sarcastic Google
digitalswarm
(Oct 25 06, 11:23)
- ********0
*shoves white napkin up gina
*spots no blood
LIAR!!!
_salisae_
(Oct 26 06, 07:25)
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I just posted a major site redesign. I'd love to get some reactions to it:
http://www.andyrossdesign.comAndyRoss
(Oct 26 06, 16:34)Where is your work?
sherman
(Oct 26 06, 16:39)is that bank gothic premium you're using in the intro?
either way i'd recommend another font choice.
-sputnik-
(Oct 26 06, 16:52)Really doesn't look contemporary or fresh at all..
TheBlueOne
(Oct 26 06, 17:23)That's a good point. Thanks for noticing that.
AndyRoss
(Oct 26 06, 20:09)you've got something working really nice here.
we just need to find some light beer and a bannana peel to put in the flux capasitor so we can get back to 1996.
onewhoslaps
(Oct 26 06, 20:22)interesting motto
mknstrymrks
(Oct 26 06, 20:26)hahahhahhahahahahahhahah hahhhahhahahahah ha hahahahah, oh G-d.
They're all so good!
- chossy0
it's wintertime, wear a pascii
pascii
(Oct 27 06, 04:54)Brilliant :D
- ********0
the internal reference matrix has finally imploded
johannes
(Oct 27 06, 16:05)
- ********0
You're clearly a very trusting individual - has your time on NT taught you nothing?
Nairn
(Oct 30 06, 06:59)
- mr_snuggles0
"I'm cheaper than everyone better than me, and I'm better than everyone cheaper than me."
ahahah. that's wonderful. copy is obviously your turf.
Witt
(Oct 30 06, 10:19)
- mr_snuggles0
Ok guys,
Got a total crisis on my hands, help me out with a little debate between me, my girl and her friends.
They say I'm the sexiest man alive, and I say ever.
Thanks,
JesseJensen
(Oct 30 06, 12:41)
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Don't worry Dobs. The voting public in the US have proved themselves time and time again to be literate and reasoned in their response to such propaganda. They'll measure the man not on his poor jokes, but in the success of his actions and overall honesty.
moth
(Nov 1 06, 06:09)