PVN Anthology IV
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- kelpie0
back once again...
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"chossy your the best lay I have ever had you practically had to scrape me off the ceiling after I came so hard your like a god damned sex hurricaine."
I'm sick of hearing that from hot chicks.
chossy
(Sep 25 06, 10:39)
- kelpie0
Shit...
I knocked up my girlfriend...I need a job.
JackRyan
(Sep 26 06, 07:15)that's too short for a cover letter.
grunttt
(Sep 26 06, 07:25)
- paraselene0
at my first job it was great, I could totally pit the 2 bosses against each other. eventually causing 2 rival factions within the studio. it all came to blows at the christmas party one year, fisticuffs and all.... I just sat back sipping my wine, wringing my hands and cackling evily as I knew I had just increased my salary, position and status exponentially...
sometimes this game is fun, but only when it ends in tears, ruin and bloodshed..
mr_snuggles
(Sep 27 06, 02:45)you're a man out of time, snuggles, you would have done well for yourself at Versailles I think...
kelpie
(Sep 27 06, 02:47)
- ********0
so sad
and possibly gay
digilee
(Sep 27 06, 03:14)
- e-pill0
yeah, acescence is right - it is HIGHLY effective.
I used it a couple of weeks ago to bring a friend off cocaine (we were supposed to be going to dinner, and he was doing my nut in) so I pour a couple og largeish measures, put up with his yakking for 30 minutes - then Blammo! - nothing. He shut right up, face inverted, then ran off to the toilet with what he described as 'the worst whitey since i was a teenager' (we hadn't eaten all day, hence going out to dinner). After he recovered, it went further downhill, to the point where we missed dinner and had to explain to the other people returning why it was we were ashen-faced, unable to maintain eye-contact, lying prostrate on the floor, sweating and in a state of demi-panic (they aren't drug-takers either, so I can't imagine what was going through their heads... suffice to say, they left quickly).
Dosing is an issue i have yet to resolve.
Nairn
(Sep 27 06, 08:00)
- mr_snuggles0
rack another one up for the queen of teh internets...
it seems to me that anyone using a brand called 'trojan' gets what they deserve. i smell some sort of meristocratic prank afoot on the part of some liberal-arts-educate d ruling class...
ha! lets call 'em trojan! and then once inside, get this! they'll burst right open and all sorts of wee soldiers will come pouring out! tee hee.
you've been had, mate.
paraselene
(Sep 27 06, 07:30)
- Seff0
everytime you disrespect mr. belding, the terrorists win.
mrdobolina
(Sep 27 06, 11:21)
- paraselene0
morning mr_snuggles!
GIVE US AN F!
GIVE US A U!
GIVE US A C!
GIVE US AN K!
GIVE US AN O!
GIVE US AN F!
GIVE US AN F!*shakes pompoms
vespa
(Sep 29 06, 02:36)i see an album cover...
- garett_west0
A conversation between woody and I about the movie "World Trade Center"
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woody, he probably hasn't seen it, he has the tendency to speak on things he generally knows nothing about.
mrdobolina
(Sep 29 06, 11:57)And you've held office when?!?!?.......
I hope you didn't break your nose walking into that one.
garett_west
(Sep 29 06, 11:58)
- mrdobolina0
I'm a complete jackass and people generally have negative opinions of me.
garett_west
(Sep 29 06, 11:58)
- garett_west0
hahaha. Who's the child now?!?
Sounds like something I would say though.
- ********0
wtf? i'm in THREE generations?
that's a lot of little laminated fucking cards to keep in my wallet.
paraselene
(Oct 2 06, 08:59)
- ********0
Please take the petty bullshit out of the anthology thread.
And anthologizing yourself is a big faux pas in my opinion.
- ********0
flavorful is a straight up dork.....gotta go....it's time.
coolosxapps
(Oct 2 06, 08:55)yeah, i know what you mean. honestly, he's never even blatantly ripped the idea for a brilliant site of a long-standing member of an internet forum and then come back on to said forum talking smack about people he doesn't know, using the handle of the site that he ripped.
what a nerd.
paraselene
(Oct 2 06, 08:57)Hehehe.
- k0na_an0k0
no talking in the anthology thread
- kelpie0
no talking in the anthology thread
k0na_an0k
(Oct 2 06, 09:15)^^^
- Milan0
no talking in the anthology thread
k0na_an0k
(Oct 2 06, 09:15)
- paraselene0
i imagine .. then .. that you are short and hairy
_salisae_
(Oct 3 06, 04:03)Arghhh look what you have done to me....... quick imagine me back
kidswift-
(Oct 3 06, 04:04)tee hee!
and...
500!
- Jaline0
Please take the petty bullshit out of the anthology thread.
And anthologizing yourself is a big faux pas in my opinion.
flavorful
(Oct 2 06, 09:10)--------------------------
lol @ kidswift! now you are definitely short and hairy in my mind.
And now I shall never talk in the PVN again.
- ********0
Just being there will be 80%. If you care about her and want to be with her, you have to become selfless.
You're about to find out what you are made of.
harlequino
(Oct 3 06, 08:28)water?
mr_snuggles
(Oct 3 06, 08:32)