PVN Anthology IV
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- ********0
you're probably just being too predictable and nice
and don't come to a middle-aged, single, nerdy, sausagefest like nt for advice on girls
-scarabin-
(Apr 2 06, 18:10)haha, spot on.
- GreedoLives0
about nudie britney spears-giving-birth sculpture:
ohhhhh/ good heavn. my god that is a top make out style if not just for taking out the baby of her! mm. i think about that maybes that 'style' as taking a part in forplay or prequl to full sex. you see when a girl is like she is 'knetting?" teig for bread but with the bed matratz! uuuh pot it.uh pot it uuuh dont go home to piss. make me! top clapping goes to all girls who are doing this! so good no tax aswell
wendell
(Apr 3 06, 05:31)
- ********0
- Coca Cola company, this is tech support speaking, how can I help you?
- YES HELLO? Meine namen is paskee. I bought one of your drinks, but it 's nicht freakin opening!
- Is it a can?
- NO, I SAID I CAN'T!
- No, sir, is it a can or a glass bottle?
- I FREAKIN CANT!
- Sir, please hold. *click*jox
(Apr 6 06, 03:37)
- paraselene0
"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music...."
Kristian Wilson, CEO, Nintendo Gaming Corporation, Inc, 1989
monoboy
(Apr 6 06, 05:26)
- Jaline0
Offside Rule
In preparation for the World Cup:
Offside rule explanation for Girls:
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the
shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and
which you must have.The female shopper in front of you has seen them also & is eyeing
them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you
had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till
waiting.Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been
thrown", it would be plain wrong to be in front of the other shopper!daubet
(Apr 6 06, 09:32)
- e-pill0
hack the planet!
prophet0NE
(Apr 6 06, 10:17)
- mr_snuggles0
a troll is someone who badmouths U2 just to get a rise out of macphisto
Rand
(Apr 6 06, 15:00)
- Seff0
does this have anything to do with rob halford?
uberdesigner
(Apr 6 06, 19:23)
- ********0
While most children with guido syndrome have a lower than average cognitive function, some have earned college degrees with accommodations, and nearly all will learn to read, write and do simple mathematics. The common clinical features of guido syndrome include any of a number of features that also appear in people with a standard set of chromosomes.
Rand
(Apr 6 06, 16:36)
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OMG! the apple car would rock so hard! it will have huge white "ipod control-style" rims! and the built in airbags will be in the shape of a hugging bono! well if he can't save the world...he sure can save you with a iHug™ Safety Systeme.
and oh it'll come in black as well.
zedvox
(Apr 7 06, 05:53)
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I think we do "good" work within the limited parameters of low budgets, insane turnarounds and intellectually challenged clients, but whether it qualifies as objectively good is another question entirely
Rand
(Apr 7 06, 07:22)*nods
- ********0
OMFG HE IS DUMB!!
Behold not-lebowski commenting on some people posting in Spanish!--
here's the problemo, when you bully your bastardized italian on others, prepare to be smacked down, or for that matter, smacked up to Canada.
not_lebowski
(Apr 11 06, 14:09)---
hahahaha, italian eh??
- ********0
Why, in every Keanu movie, does he sit there like a tard, while others explain the plot of the movie to him?
dopepope
(Apr 19 06, 13:23)
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Font
Any ideas what this font is??http://www.junior9.net/type.jpg …
BK80
(Apr 19 06, 00:33)HannahBarbera Heavy 85 Alt
kelpie
(Apr 19 06, 02:27)by Adrian Frutiger
kelpie
(Apr 19 06, 02:29)I can't locate it! him I can find but the font is nowhere...
Have you got it Kelpie??
BK80
(Apr 19 06, 03:42)um. not a real font, sorry.
kelpie
(Apr 19 06, 03:54)
- ********0
Dear Mr.Wendell,
i would like to inform you that reading any of your posts is pure agony.yes.
please start using things like:
, --> called “comma”
. --> “period” or “full stop”or others like ! ? :
will you..??
yes..??please..
forever yours,
tomkat
(sep 30 03, 07:49)im so sory that i caused people all offence here maybes now i will only join on message centers in germany now even there i am not so good, i had only seen these ones on nt as a realease
thank you all for last few weeks
wendell emmett
wendell
(sep 30 03, 08:10)a tad sad, i feel, the whole sorry affair, one little german with a superiority complex, wanted to get rid of an imperfection, in this case a little dyslexic german with an aversion to commas....
here have mine, i no need ‘em no more..
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nnnnnn n, one more , there!
carver
(sep 30 03, 09:04)heard from wendell
he said he probably wouldn’t be coming back until he can use commas and stops..“I hope not to be top joke bananas for many people...
grrrrr some of the people are like police not wearing clothes”
paulrand
(oct 3 03, 09:56)
Rand
(Apr 19 06, 10:47)i seriously peed my pants reading Carver's response.
OMFG haha
- thinman0
King Leopold II (sorta French)
www.moreorless.au.co m/...
Five to 15 million deadshall we go on and on and on?
thinman
(Apr 19 06, 17:53)at least when the US puts a strongman in, they get rid of the guy with a decade or two. hell, I'm sharing a state with manuel noreiga. he's in the clink down in marion
uberdesigner
(Apr 19 06, 18:03)
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in dutch:
fuck shit dood slap van de de pizzahamburger van Amerikanen van het katjes republikeinse wijfje pornstar ezels imperialistische overheersing cunts tit fuck arse shit piss twat!!!!!!
Crouwel
(Apr 19 06, 18:31)
dinky
(Apr 19 06, 18:32)
- ********0
earth quack? the sound of a million ducks.
acescence
(Apr 19 06, 18:23)
- ********0
ik probeerden er zo-oo-zodat hard om op NT. hhehhe had ik gebruik aan grossbuchsteek te zetten? KAPPEN?? toen hier nam ik neer en een vlag voor wenner! OOK moet ik één ding aan AL (6)sending zeggen me mobbing post nu aan hotmail!!all op dat nu het ben, nu het het EIND VAN SLECHT, in twee week 4 post bij me is om Engelse wendell van pasyoure te zeggen zodat kan ik niet in zo-oo-zodat korte tijd. een Kuz die het zegt hier op NT zoals tomkat. droevig voor me om als autistisk. te klinken die begrip van kleine truths livving achter de omheining heeft, zijn niet zo verkeerd zoals zij die enkel uit luid de waarheid enkel schreeuwen op de omheining te krijgen! en dont zeg meer aan me. ik hield op met mijn baan en NT voor geen lichaam om te zijn zo-oo-zodat droevig MAAR wat het voor één of ander ding is als ik dan shit aan rasko04 of bonseff kezza, boxcarand raspo van stilmulidita slinger. neem en sluit * op
* hier bedriegend niet
wendell
(2,04, 06:23 sep)
dinky
(Apr 24 06, 16:11)dutch wendell?
- e-pill0
You're telling me that we can't send in some black-ops to assassinate Mr. Iran and C-4 his plants? Just do it.™
digitalswarm
(Apr 25 06, 15:22)