Interview Gorbie II
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- Gorbie
hello kids,
i just scored an interview with a great organization that i reallly want to work for.
i need some portfolio ideas, answers, and encouragement.
i would also like to be berated and harrassed in typical NT fashion.
yours truly,
- GreedoLives0
look them in the eye and don't make any excuses.
- SteveJobs0
just tell 'em your a friend of ole steve. then wink three times and give 'em a thumbs up.
immediate hire guaranteed.
love,
SteveJobs
x0x0x0
- Rand0
tell me who it is so I can judge if they are worthy of you
btw you already have the job
- nooner0
good luck bitch
- JazX0
YOU ROCK; F*CK EVERYONE ELSE!
think that, you can't go wrong
;)
- Rand0
if it's in alabama make sure you get a meth card
- mayo0
tell them you're mayo-approved and that you can smell his wife on his breath.
- gruntt0
my standard answer.
sober up and put on some pants.
good luck.
- SteveJobs0
tell them you'll only accept their offer if they beat you in a game of thumb wars. if they win re-challenge them with in a foot race.
also, make ludicrous statements and always follow them up with "naw, i'm kiddin".
- Rand0
awesome--
our local pbs affiliate sucks.would you do broadcast graphics?
- mayo0
Seriously Gorbie, best of luck! Is that tv station really it? If so, do some station I.D. pieces, a promo for a fund-raiser drive....okay, i didn't wait for the link to show up, so i don't know what that station does. I'll check. HOLD PLEASE!
- JazX0
on a serious note, do as much research about this type of industry as possible. Surprise them with knowledge that they might not think you had. be as positive as f*ck, even on the disgusting side. Tell them outright, I WANT THIS JOB, WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP. Also make sure you find out the interview schedule. Go as last as you can. You'll be fresh on their memory. etc.
- Gorbie0
Steve... you're like the Yoda of Human Resources.
- grafholic0
dear wonderful gorbie,
GOOD LUCK!
ps. please kiss my future hubby, the bulldog, on behalf of me.
signed,
graf
- SteveJobs0
thanks, gorbie. now insist on having the interview on a large crane....
naw, i'm kiddin.
- Gorbie0
will do Graf.
good advice, Jaz.
i don't watch much TV at all... but if i do - it's definately KVIE/PBS. i'm geeky like that. and that's why i really want this one.
i've never really interviewed for a job where i actually admired the company already...
is it like hitting on a hott girl, where you can't find the right thing to say... cause i can picture that.
- mayo0
i can't even get the link to work.
:(
i wanna see graf's bulldog
- JazX0
now go rock their nerd *sses!
- clerk0
just remember that eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.