Tom Cruise goes insane on oprah
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- jakeyj0
spazztastic
- radar0
he just energized from getting young, quality booty.
Can't knock that.
- lvl_130
would he just come out of the closet already. seriously tom. you're not fooling anyone.
- SteveJobs0
oh, what i'd do to see video footage of this.
"negative ghostrider, the pattern is full"
- mg330
Anyone would do that if they were in their 40s and were having mind blowing sex with someone 15 years younger.
- SteveJobs0
wtf?
kick her ass tom!
- Bureau0
HA thats awesome!
- mg330
He looks really bad these days too. Terrible haircut, fat in the face.
- ********0
I LOVE YOU INTERNET!!!
- SteveJobs0
these folks would fit right in here on NT:
- ********0
i heard oprah was presenting and tom was trying to mount her.
- SteveJobs0
"Tom Cruise's appearance on "Oprah" today, had to be one of the all time most embarrassing public displays by a celebrity.
This over forty year old man wants the American public to believe that he has suddenly found "true love" with a twentysomething actress who acts more like a brainwashed hostage in his presence than a girlfriend.
Somewhere, Mimi Rogers is having a good laugh over this. "
haha!
- ********0
he was removing her negative engrams
- ********0
The brainwashed hostage comment was funny.
Hey the guys happy, good for him. And he's famous, leave him alone.
- lvl_130
"This hurt Oprah too IMO. Her credibility points just dropped about 100. She's just another PR shill. Probably always was. "
now there is a profound statement. HAHAHA. I think oprah should put herself on the cover of her magazine some more : P
- SteveJobs0
"TOM CRUISE IS CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!! and the audience is eating his whacky on the floor, random laughing, jumping antics like it's a sale at Macy*s. I think one of his scientology shock therapies went awry. Dude, can the audience shut the fuck up already? They're yelling random stupid things outload, and are pissing their pants and hugging the person they're sitting next to everytime Cruise jumps up, laughs, or goes on the floor. THIS IS HYSTERICAL! I love it. It should be re-run on Comedy Central.
Okay, so if talking about Katie Holmes for 30 minutes wasn't enough, Oprah just said "After these messages we'll talk about romance" ....THERE'S MORE TO IT!?!?! What is Tom going to do now while talking about "Kate"? Jump on top of Oprah and dry hump her?"
ahahahh!
- lifeinbinary0
I LOVE YOU TOM CRUISE!!!
- ********0
tom cruise is bangin katie holmes?
dawson is gonna be pissed.
- version30
kona-
mounted like this or what were you referring to :)
- ********0
I like Oprah, I think she genuinely tried to help people and use her influence for some good.
A lot of famous people get big heads over time but I'm sure it comes with the territory. You figure day in and day out they have an entourage telling them they are god like, eventually they crack and start to do weird [burger king].
Some rise above it all and stay the same but it seems rare. I think this is one of the reason Chapelle took a leave.