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- ********0
seems a bit quiet on NT today dunnit?
- kelpie0
yesterday was the worst man, no-one on here but me and skt and my brain has been slowing down at work so much I need my NT banter these days.
help me please, I'm so confused and lonely
*whimper
- ********0
awww, i was really bust yesterday. Sorta am today, but not so muchos.
You wanna start some shit?
- kelpie0
if you find some anywhere, I will happily join in :)
I promise I will try really hard not to make any gayness themed jokes - I'm beginning to wonder if Kelpie knows something I don't ;)
aaaarrrrghhh, I'm turning into 2 people!!
aaaaaarrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!
*head explodes
- ********0
*shits in a plastic bag and hands it to kelpie
there you go fella - join in!
- kelpie0
HAHAHAHA
*hang on, my head exploded, what am I reading with...
this is so dark man.
- Bullitt0
....Whats imageready?
Bullitt
(May 25 05, 02:55)Sorry about my late timeing on that one, but yeah, I was pullin the piss. :)
so can someone explain to me what an animated gif is? infact whats a gif?
- kelpie0
pffft - knew it. And try to be quicker, I've had a major crisis in the time it took you to get back here...
- Bullitt0
what!? you dont know what a gif is either?
- kelpie0
I have no fucking clue man - animal, mineral or vegetable?
tried wickipedia?
- ********0
Its the local name for a tink in the far north of scotland. sometimes, mostly when angry, they animate.
- kelpie0
from wicki:
Storyß to rede ar delitabill,
suppoß fiat fiai be nocht bot fabill,
fian suld storyß fiat suthfast wer,
And fiai war said on gud maner,
Hawe doubill plesance in heryng.
fie fyrst plesance is fie carpyng,
And fie tofiir fie suthfastnes,
fiat schawys fie thing rycht as it wes;
And suth thyngis fiat ar likand
Tyll mannys heryng ar plesand.
fiarfor I wald fayne set my will,GIFF
my wyt mycht suffice fiartill,
To put in wryt a suthfast story,
fiat it lest ay furth in memory,
Swa fiat na lenth of tyme it let,
na ger it haly be for?et.
For auld storys fiat men redys,
Representis to fiaim fie dedys
Of stalwart folk fiat lywyt ar,
Rycht as fiai fian in presence war.
And, certis, fiai suld weill hawe pryß
fiat in fiar tyme war wycht and wyß,
And led thar lyff in gret trawaill,
And oft in hard stour off bataill
Wan [richt] gret price off chewalry,
And war woydit off cowardy.
As wes king Robert off Scotland,
fiat hardy wes off hart and hand;
And gud Schyr Iames off Douglas,
fiat in his tyme sa worthy was,
fiat off hys price & hys bounte
In fer landis renoenyt wes he.
Off fiaim I thynk fiis buk to ma;
Now god gyff grace fiat I may swa
Tret it, and bryng it till endyng,
fiat I say nocht bot suthfast thing!see it up there?
- ********0
kelpie, it's ur confused sexuality giving you breakdownage.
- kelpie0
human concepts of sexuality mean little to an 8000 thousand year old horse dude...
- ********0
woah,
so true man.
8000 years old?
*gasp
- ********0
do you think i should send her a text?
- kelpie0
I'm sure she would luve that Kuz, try complimenting her shoes chicks dig that shit...
- ********0
do you think i shud go over with a bottle of wine and say i've come to cheer her up cos she's sick?
i mean, i'm gonna be around her way anyway....
- ********0
Sounds like a great idea. I know that wine is always what makes me feel better when I am ill.
Just don't try and grope her too soon. wait, at least, until the second glass.
- kelpie0
aaw, that would be a very nice thing to do. What a well brung up young gent you are...