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- kelpie0
hang on hang on - at home sick, or home-sick?
- kelpie0
ok *ignore my last post :/
- paraselene0
*hack!
**cough!
***splutter!
- paraselene0
uf. i'm gonna order a movie off the telly and have a nap. have a good day, everybody!
- kelpie0
lay face down on yer bed with your head off the end and a bucket underneath, get that shit out.
Not shit obviously, but you know what I mean ;)
- paraselene0
;)
- ********0
oh i see
home - sick!
haha, yeah, why the frigg(!) would you be home sick for the staets? :P
Shame tho, i was gonna be down Kingsland Road way tonite, cuda linked up for a medicinal whisky or three ;)
- kelpie0
he just want's to take advantage of your current weakness Para; resist!!
- ********0
I would never take advantage of her.
Not that it would be possible of a woman with such strength of character.
- kelpie0
*schlurrrp ;)
- ********0
now look what you've done! you've chased her away!
thanks alot Mackenzie! THANKS A LOT!
- kelpie0
don't worry Maverick, I'll be your wing man...
- kelpie0
...which is a totally un-gay Top Gun reference - she'll be back, you'll see ;)
- ********0
"a totally un-gay Top Gun reference"
whats the name for that kind of statement?
- ********0
an oxymoron
- ********0
thats the chap.
- kelpie0
See? totally not gay - he is definately not suggesting some fun for later...
- kelpie0
"Up to the elbow Kilmer, and I aint wearin no white gloves this time, bitch"
- ********0
relax kelp,
*puts arms around kelpie's shoulders
you're so insecure about your sexuality
*starts gently massaging kelpie's shoulder
what's to worry about mmm?
*starts stroking kelpies cheeks
I know you're not like that, not that it's a big deal right?
*gently kisses kelpie on the cheek, and again, and again, whilst sliding his hand up kelpie's shirt and caressing his stomach, and then slowly up towards his chest. then begins kissing his lips
- kelpie0
ha ha ha
got to give you some kind of ammo, my boredom levels are reaching meltdown...