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Life Is A Disease
Sexually transmitted, and always terminal.
Discuss.
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Life Is A Disease
Sexually transmitted, and always terminal.
Discuss.
TheTick
(May 24 05, 07:45)
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That is so deep I just shit my pants.
- Jaline0
need to talk?
- pascii0
well. at least it could be about
90 yrs of fun if we seperate the useless from the important
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Life Is A Disease
Sexually transmitted, and always terminal.
Discuss.
TheTick
(May 24 05, 07:45)
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Oh, and who are you kidding. Nobody would sleep with you let alone transmit a sexually transmitted disease (Life) to you. So basically you have nothing to worry about TheTick.See. Feel better now?!?
- SteveJobs0
some people are glass half full, some are glass half empty, and then you have those rare few who dumped out the contents and pissed in their glass.
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..and then you get those people who work in advertising who try to get people to drink the glass of piss.
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See, now you have gone and done hurt ,y feelings KoNa. And I thought we was friends...
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Life is ripped off of a bumber sticker.
- ********0
we are friends my friend. friends tell friends they have no hope of getting laid... then hand them a pron dvd.
- bulletfactory0
That is so deep I just shit my pants.
kOna
(May 24 05, 07:45)
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Well, you know what they say......"Life Happens"
- arinya0
very nice Tick. So what does that make ppl that don't procreate...? hhmmmm?
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Carriers?
- swollenelbow0
kill the pain...with whiskey.
- discipler0
No, life is precious.
- tim5250
No, life is precious.
discipler
(May 24 05, 08:03)====================
have any kids?
- sherman0
"If life is a disease, then I got you bad"
Some punk on Dawson Creek
- Point50
Life is like a box of chocolates... You go thru each one of those little decorated pieces only be disgusted by about 90% of them. So you leave most of sitting there, covered in spit, leaking all of it's internal goodness (which someone else might like), and you finish off the ones you enjoy... then when you realize that you have consumed all of your favorites, you let the box sit there for about 4 more days, opening it periodically, as if your favorites are going to magically re-appear... finally, you get so pissed off, and so frustrated that you throw the box away, leaving the half-eaten morsels to rot their remaining days away at a landfill or to be eaten by feral dogs. Then you go to the corner store and buy a Snickers bar and you realize that after all this time, it's the nuts that really satisfied you.
Then you piss in a cup.
And make someone drink it.
- ********0
dude. point 5. that needs to go on some desk calendars pronto!
- Lesk0
Life
Life Is A DiseaseSexually transmitted, and always terminal.
Discuss.
TheTick
(May 24 05, 07:45)No sex no disease, no disease no life.
- tkmeister0
life is, be it!