Kona Coffee
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- mg330
Kona Koffee:
As enjoyable as filling your mom's high heel toes with chocolate pudding.
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Kona Coffee...
It's the new crack or the ghetto
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Kona Coffee...
This batch may be green... I had burritos last night for supper.
- mg330
Kona Koffee:
You want to inject a killer instinct into your new media dezigns? Drink this shit then.
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
in the rare case that your eyes start bleeding, you're gonna want to bring this bag to the hospital with you.
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
Fresh Ground.
From the backyard.
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
A few whole beans. He ate in a hurry.
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Kona Coffee...
By the Hammer of Thor we swear this is the best shit ever.
- mg330
Kona Koffee...
Ground cysts give it the flavor, the pus is there so you don't need cream.
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
you were going to repaint the bathroom one day. might as well be today!
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
pround member of oprah's book club.
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
the burning stops... eventually.
- mg330
Kona Koffee...
What's the secret to that great taste? Why, it's the stem cells President Bush won't let medical scientists use!
- gruntt0
Kona Koffee Krunchers...
we don't why they're not selling well.
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hahahahaha!
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Kona Coffee...
It's the delicate hands of the child labor that makes our beans so sweet.
- mg330
Kona Koffee:
Your robot will shout "Zoinks@!#$ I'm flexible!" when you substitute just three ounces of Kona Koffee for it's usual gear and joint lubricant.
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
what's that extra little something?
kittens.
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
your distant relatives will have diarrhea.
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?