Kona Coffee
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- grayhood0
Kona Coffee...
Monkey's throw it around
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
fortified with neosporin.
- ********0
Kona Coffee...
It has a taste that not even battery acid can wash out of your mouth.
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
drink it ON the toliet.
- mg330
Kona Coffee:
Two cups are guaranteed to make you better at drawing maps with mercator projections.
- pascii0
...comes with a family pack of viagra and lub
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
keepin' hookers awake past midnight since last tuesday.
- ********0
Kona Coffee...
Filtered through konas finest pair of dirty underwear... twice!
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
the socially acceptable meth alternative.
- grayhood0
Kona Coffee...
drink it FROM the toliet.
- mg330
Kona Coffee:
Freshly ground dingleberries sure to satisfy!
- ********0
Kona Coffee...
It's what George Lucus drank while filming Episodes 1 and 2, so I guess we're to blame.
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
the burnt hair smell means it's working.
- ********0
Kona Coffee...
1 hobo goes into every pack!
- mg330
Kona Coffee - Liquid Pearl Blend
*sultry, seductive female voice
Oh yaaaaahhh, one sip of this and you can tell it's maker has one healthy prostate.
- gruntt0
(to borrow from the anthology)
Kona Coffee...
It's all fun and games until someone farts blood.
- gruntt0
fart blood quote credit goes to dopepope.
- ********0
Kona Coffee...
We tried to do the toy in the box like Cracker Jax but the hammers wouldn't fit.
- gruntt0
Kona Coffee...
if you find a pair of keys in here please mail them to Doug.
- ********0
Kona Coffee...
You may go blind and grow hairy palms.