MX_OnD - the man!
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- skt0
*wonders if choosy knows that the game is guess who.
*throws in a vague understanding 18th century freehold farming.
- kelpie0
*munches em all at once.
I reckon I'll be up on these puppies by about 20 to 5.
See you in the next world.
- paraselene0
*sniffs
**snorts
***spits
****scratches crotch
*clinks highball glass containing two fingers of single malt with sodai feel like an honorary man.
- chossy0
* drops a load of dogs eggs in his pants guess who I had almost gin rummy :'( I feel pleasantly cheated
Kelpie you mad pie i fully loaded those sugar lumps with horse trips and cheval speed.
- paraselene0
chossy, many a sharp young tack has tried to catch me in the act, but i'm a seriously stealthy brain-cat. don't take it personally. i've definitely seen a tidier foxhole in my day, but the messier medula is, to my taste, a better ransacking.
- chossy0
yay 200 ish my work here is done
- soda0
*sniffs
**snorts
***spits
****scratches crotch
*clinks highball glass containing two fingers of single malt with sodai feel like an honorary man.
paraselene
(May 20 05, 08:08)*orders four more fingers
- chossy0
did you put my dream cork back in before you left I'm a bit lost without it I'm afraid it works out that I use this for all cognetive reasoning and so on and so forth
- Kes0
*walks to the kitchen, open's the fridge, takes out his dessert. sits back at his desks, starts eating dessert. Looks out the window. Checks his mobile to see if he's received any calls or messages. Clicks refresh on NT couple o; times. Goes back to reading BBC news.
- kelpie0
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- Kes0
*checks downloads status. Organises downloaded music into folders. Puts on Maximo Park's album. Downloads latest DIV X player. Playsback a couple of the porn-films downloaded to see quality. Starts to feel horny...
- JazX0
hey leave the drug stuff to the professionals, k?
*drops mirror full of cocaine on the ground.
*snorts it off the ground as two school girls and an old lady with a cane walk by
- kelpie0
omg omg omg :0...
- paraselene0
*reads the anthology thread, hits refresh, discovers that today's best thread has turned into a lazy afternoon blog, puts on shoes, goes to the loo, pops down to the post office to send chossy his dream plug, hopes to high heaven that it hasn't been confused with kuz' butt plug but you never know really when both are in the shape of baby jesus...
- soda0
this thread would crack me up if I could work out what the fuck is happening. The funny thing is no fucker will get a strike for any of the dubious content.... unless of course you mention legal cannibals!!
- kelpie0
20 to 5
*nggnngnggngngngngnggnggggggngng...
*steps into the purple glowing door hovering above his head, begins to float through the data stream of NT manipulating the gaseous clouds of information with his one really big hand and his two really wee hands.
*feels back of skull open and sees tendrils of own thoughts floating into the ionosphere
Man Chossy that shit rocks!
- paraselene0
is there dubious content? i mean apart from kelpie's hallucinations?
there's really no point to this thread, i don't think. just that mx offered us prizes if we would flog it all day.
so, well, yeah, we did that...
*feels slightly tawdry
- kelpie0
*smells music
- Kes0
*continuosly looks over his shoulder to check noone can see him glimpsing porn on the sly. ALT-TAB ALT-TAB ALT-TAB ad nauseam. Pauses porn, rewind, forwards to cum-shots. Gawps. Adjusts his truzzers. Checks to see what time it is. Thinks about leaving soon, and getting a nice pint.
- pascii0
* returns from toilet all sore and depressed