MX_OnD - the man!
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- stem
For the comment on yesterdays "I still would" thread...
Humour IS the best medicine
http://www.holistic-online.com/H…
The worst job in the world...
- jox0
LOL! Awesome!
"No, n-, no, no, be fair, be fair. You can call her a dirty cow but, let's face it, a lot of lobsters fancied her bum."
- stem0
mp3 files on here to hear:
- MX_OnD0
*tap tap tap at the window
Who was it?
Greta Bleeding Garbo.
- stem0
Cook missed National Service due to an allergy to feathers, and took up a scholarship to read Modern History at Pembroke College, Cambridge. Among his contemporaries were Michael Howard, Leon Brittan and Kenneth Clarke. "It's a bit distressing when you find them running the country," he remarked recently. "They were all so self-important at 20 that you would have thought they'd have grown out of it."
- kelpie0
Peter_Cook - the man!
you too mate - obviously ;)
- Chip0
its such shame they ended up hating each other. I was so sad to hear that.
The best ever was "This bloke came up to me..."
- MX_OnD0
Dudley_Moore - the sidekick!
- kelpie0
I said - YOU CANT CALL ME A CANT YOU FACKIN CANT!
- Kuz0
Peter Cook is deeeeead
- kelpie0
Dud playing the piano at the funeral was a classic moment.
- MX_OnD0
Laugh we nearly shat,
We haven't laughed so hard since grandma died,
Or auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangel...
- kelpie0
I think it's shockin that Vespa and her BBC cronies lost so much of their early stuff. Tragic loss to shite talkers everywhere :(
One of favourites is the footlights sketch where Peter is telling the young officer he has to go over the top as an important gesture for the war effort...
"well, goodbye then sir - or perhaps it's au revoir..."
"No Perkins, it's goodbye"
deadpan as fuck, brilliant :)
- pascii0
humour is a giid thing - even if the only thing i can do these days is sit or kneel in front of the toilet...
- kelpie0
fuck pascii, are you still suffering?! :(
here, have some more of this:
- paraselene0
g'morning, lads! how are we today?
pascii, you poor kid, hang in there. this too shall pass. :(
- pascii0
thanks guys : ) but i stop complain now!
line in - derek and clive
http://www.pascii.net/musiq/line…
- kelpie0
hey Para :) still strutting about like 007 with a groin strain here, how you?
- Kuz0
Hey para! haven't addressed you directly in the PVN for a while
*flutters eyelashes
- kelpie0
ha ha ha I love that one Pascii, cheers.
- MX_OnD0
all well here para, cheers!!
Kuz is back too, quality!!
Pascii, I thought you'd learnt the lesson about not eating 5 dönners....