Zombie Apocalypse
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- fifty50
Is BBC known for posting april fool's jokes, or is this for f*cking real?
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/…
Hope I dont' get The Timeline for this one...
- skt0
Nope 404 errors are real alright.
- Nairn0
but that's not a real bbc page?
- fifty500
skt, remove the %20 from the URL
- Nairn0
oh. it's fri 13th.
I'm such a twat.
- skt0
skt, remove the %20 from the URL
fifty50
(May 13 05, 05:33)I would if it had one. Maybe.
- kelpie0
saw this on here a week or two ago - I'm sure I've seen that fake BBC thing giving out daft news on other subjects as well.
- toulouz0
check the date on the post...April 1st..haha
- fifty500
bahahahaha
and I thought it was real at first. I feel like such a cack. thought it sounded more like something out of Resident Evil or some shit.
UNREAL I tell you, UNREAL...
- kelpie0
Lions Vs Midgets, hmmm...
*phones edinburgh zoo
- skt0
*phones edinburgh zoo
kelpie
(May 13 05, 05:50)They could do the midget parade at lunch time.
- kelpie0
well that's the Lions sorted - where does one hire a midget these days?
It was all so much easier in teh days of empire.
*gazes with nostalgia to the east
- vwsung18t0
wow cambodia is a crazy place
- mitsu0
Allegedly, a special forces rescue team member by the name of Barry Burton is still at the site of the outbreak examining a blood sample.
His teammates are safe and have already returned home.
- snuggles0
where does one hire a midget?
Well, in Ontario we have a couple good ranches where you can go and pick out a few to rent for as little as a couple hours, for a bit of impromptu tossing or for a few days if you have something more long-term planned that would require a midget.
Often the wranglers will want you to check them out before you rent them, so you really just want to make sure that their teeth and gums are in good shape. Normally they give you a glove so when you open their mouths to check the teeth it doesn't hurt as much when they start biting, and they will, they're surly little fuckers...
But I guess you would be too if you were kept in a pen all day long...
- kelpie0
*prepares the lear jet for flight to Canadia
- dbloc0
It might sound like the plot of a horror movie, but it's not. A drifting, abandoned ship in the Atlantic believed to be infested with hordes of "cannibal rats" could make landfall.
Reports surfaced late this week that high winds could be pushing the vessel and its rats toward the shore of western Ireland, Scotland or the southern tip of England.
- and so it beginsdbloc
- isn't this perpetual cannibalism. theoretically impossible, no? calling BSkingsteven
- OMG. A derelict ship. Of only we have the technology to stop it. Fuck you rat captain.ETM