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where does one hire a midget?
Well, in Ontario we have a couple good ranches where you can go and pick out a few to rent for as little as a couple hours, for a bit of impromptu tossing or for a few days if you have something more long-term planned that would require a midget.
Often the wranglers will want you to check them out before you rent them, so you really just want to make sure that their teeth and gums are in good shape. Normally they give you a glove so when you open their mouths to check the teeth it doesn't hurt as much when they start biting, and they will, they're surly little fuckers...
But I guess you would be too if you were kept in a pen all day long...