Jesus hearts photoshop
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TheTick. Congratulations.
You made me laugh.
I know I shouldn't but dang, too funny!
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It's a job.
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I love this:
"Find the sample above that is closest to the picture you have in mind...or just tell me in your own words what you would like and trust the Lord to guide me. "
Maybe we should use that with OUR clients and bosses..
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It's a job.
TheTick
(May 6 05, 08:04)
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haha!
- rabattski0
hey thetick, maybe you know it, there's this christian bank in minnesota, run by a dude callled chuck ripka, it made media, they pray to jesus etc. for every customer. anyways, in that bank there is this painting and i need an image of that painting. it depicts jesus with all the lights and halos and shit in an office shaking the hands of business people. best painting i ever saw. it even made a documentary on arte (art channel).
- Mimio0
Client;"Could you please make the logo bigger?"
Designer:"Trust in the Lord, he shall not fail me or forsake me"
- Mimio0
"Jesus says you APR will have to 7.8%...sorry Folks the Lord has spoken...Phil must still be masturbating to porn..the Lord must punish the sinful"
- rabattski0
that's chuck!!! yo chuck!
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I used to see a purple el camino in redwood city. On the tailgate was an airbrushed jesus with a chick in a bikini.
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"No. Flash is the Devil's Handmaiden and I shall not use such filth in your web site. Praise Jesus and Amen."
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$125 to photoshop in 5 headshots next to Jesus on a cloud? I might just have to start doing this...Is this what these rubes really buy? And you get to say "Trust that the lord will guide me in the design."?
Oh this is like a freakin' goldmine..
- fifty500
sinfully delicious!
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Oh, and jesus hearts flash too:
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You know I thought the "Send me money or I eat the rabbit" was the scam of the year, but I am started to think this idea has alot longer legs. I mean what's the overhead? Some Jesus clipart? A domain name? Buy a republican/christian mailing list?
I mean this is like golden...
- fifty500
worst. flash. ever.
- Mimio0
Couple this business plan with making fake apparition products like Bologna with the visage of Mary in every slice or Jesus toilet cakes.
- rabattski0
found it myself!
it did even make the ny times mag, a bit too small, but you'll get the impression:
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Guys, we could be onto something here...a few more comments on this and I might have to insist that everyone sign a nondisclosure agreement.