Breaking Up
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- ArtDirector
I been with my gf for 2 and a half years now. Things aren't working out, and I need a gentle way of breaking up with her. Any advice?
- brains0
she doesn't feel the same ?
just be honest.
- acescence0
it's not you, it's me.
- scarabin0
that's code for "it's you"
- CyBrainX0
not getting advice from a design forum?
Sorry for the sarcasm, but this is just not the right place for serious advice with relationships.
- BonSeff0
have her catch you in bed with a hooker
- thompson0
i love you but i'm not in love with you...
step one: pick a place to do it, preferably a room without any knives or valuable personal belongings.
step two: know your exits
step three: have a friend call 10 minutes into the breakup conversation
step four: don't tell her you want to be friends if you really don't
step five: you'll probably want her back after a few days.
- ArtDirector0
not getting advice from a design forum?
Sorry for the sarcasm, but this is just not the right place for serious advice with relationships.
CyBrainX(May 1 05, 19:23)
What the hell was I thinking? It doesn't hurt to ask.
- forcetwelve0
tell her that the times you've had have been awesome - even if they havn't. and that you feel that you're wasting both parties time by dragging something out that you know isnt working. tell her you love her, but just can't see the long term - brutally honest, but she'll thank you in the long run.
- acescence0
my heart belongs to the sea
- instantok0
tell her you put all her crap on ebay and if she takes the buy it now price you can give her a deal on shipping
- ArtDirector0
have her catch you in bed with a hooker
BonSeffShe'll cut my dick off
- streamhub0
you know what to do. u just dont have the heart to do it
or
use your crappy mac to beat her senseless
- blackspade0
its not the first nor last non-design relationship thread mate
- uberdesigner0
have her catch you in bed with a hooker
BonSeff
--------------------------------......a dead hooker
- uberdesigner0
there's no easy way to break up. maybe tell her you've switched teams and are into dudes now?
- ArtDirector0
my heart belongs to the sea
acescenceThis ain't titanic bro
- magicpatch0
say our relationship is like forcing a robertson screwdriver in to a phllips head, and we are going to strip each other. that doesnt work, just say you slept with a stripper and run fast, by that i mean like tom cruise on 16 red bulls
- designerror0
send her a singing telegram with the messages
or
bons advice with the hooker
- liquid0
does she feel the same way?
- NegativeSpace0
buy some panties that dont look anything remotely close to hers and just leave them somewhere (if you live together).
Come home after she does and she will do the talking.