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- vburo0
don't hire jackfoley, his website looks like its from 1996.
here's my site:
- ********0
hahaha.. what serious corporation speaks to the employees thru a blog anyway?
superlame.
vburo
(Apr 27 05, 11:21)You've just been assigned to the Sri Lanka project.
nburlington
(Apr 27 05, 11:23)ROFL!
- version30
A big thanks to Jessica and Tom for losing the Orlando account.
- BonSeff0
We will be closing early Thursday to have a field trip. It's bingo night at Green Acres retirement community and we will be celbrating Mary's new hip.
- jackfoley0
There are two men fighting in the parking lot right now. Come to the conference room if you want to check it out.
- version30
thought i'd share
- nburlington0
I would like to apply for the position. I promise never to park in the executive's parking space. Here is my website: www.jgeoff.com/homepage
jackfoley
(Apr 27 05, 11:25)Welcome aboard jack!
- vburo0
hahahaha this shit is priceless!!!
"Quick reminder. DTNS staff are NOT to talk to the media.
In light of today's events, I am temporarily extending the ban to include member's of Ed's family.
There is a chance that we're going to have some reporters calling and visiting the office today. Do NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES discuss any DTNS activites with them."
"Jason said...
Ed's mom just called. I said he was in a meeting.""Bill Hanley said...
Don't make up elaborate lies. Don't make up excuses. Let's just keep our lips sealed and wait to see if things blow over."LMAO!!!
- vburo0
"I got a voicemail from the folks on the Sao Paulo project today. It turns out Tom was right about the likelyhood of an explosion. All I can tell you right now is that something major has happened. I don't want to start speculation or rumors so please let me gather some more facts before reporting in detail.
I can tell you at this time that Ed is probably dead."
ah man i am pissing myself now..
- version30
Theft
Would whoever is stealing keyboards please stop!
- vburo0
http://theceoblog.blogspot.com/2…
hahahha!!
- version30
the omni childs link is familiar, hmmm where'd i see that before???
- vburo0
if you made this blog nburlington i declare you know the fucking funniest guy that ever logged on to this messageboard!!!!
"I am going to be sitting down with HR next week to revise our company's drug policy."
- ********0
i would like to apply. my resume is to follow.
___EDDUCATION:
northern illinois university.
graduation: i'm on the 15 year plan
degree: a few. kickboxing. basketweaving. elementary education. remedial reading. graphic design 101 and 102 i have passed.WORK
yes. i want to work.EXPERIENCE:
tons. see site link below.
http://www.boxofsharpis.comintegrated marketing force inc.
2004-2004
position: designer guy
responsibilities: design cool stuff
reason for leaving: firedmarketforce marketers
2003-2004
position: web maker look gooder
responsibilities: office jester
reason for leaving: fondled self in restroom. repeatedly.manta moore designs
2000-2003
position: lead "yes" man
responsibilities: say yes to everything idiot bosses have to say
reason for leaving: said "no" to anal.CLOSING
please hire me. i will take the sri lanka job if you really need someone to spearhead this wave of a project.kona
- nburlington0
the omni childs link is familiar, hmmm where'd i see that before???
version3
(Apr 27 05, 11:39)jeff posted it, then we hired him. DTNS doesn't fuck around.
- version30
http://verizonsupersite.com/data…
is it the same dataech ??? i wonder
- vburo0
v3.. wake up man!
hahahaha..
- version30
the turnaround is fucking amazing there
*hearts DTNS
- nburlington0
CLOSING
please hire me. i will take the sri lanka job if you really need someone to spearhead this wave of a project.kona
kOna
(Apr 27 05, 11:40)those interns are counting on you kOna!