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i would like to apply. my resume is to follow.
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EDDUCATION:
northern illinois university.
graduation: i'm on the 15 year plan
degree: a few. kickboxing. basketweaving. elementary education. remedial reading. graphic design 101 and 102 i have passed.
WORK
yes. i want to work.
EXPERIENCE:
tons. see site link below.
http://www.boxofsharpis.com
integrated marketing force inc.
2004-2004
position: designer guy
responsibilities: design cool stuff
reason for leaving: fired
marketforce marketers
2003-2004
position: web maker look gooder
responsibilities: office jester
reason for leaving: fondled self in restroom. repeatedly.
manta moore designs
2000-2003
position: lead "yes" man
responsibilities: say yes to everything idiot bosses have to say
reason for leaving: said "no" to anal.
CLOSING
please hire me. i will take the sri lanka job if you really need someone to spearhead this wave of a project.
kona
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