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- spongebob
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what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?
- spongebob0
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
- spongebob0
Hey Mike
what?
Pussy.
er?
Pussy.
and?
Pussy.
...
Pussy.
i dont get it
AND YOU NEVER WILL.
bastard
- spongebob0
67% of girls are stupid
i belong with the other 13%
- spongebob0
*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
what fraud?
You haven't heard about it?
no?
You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'
- spongebob0
I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
The girl started crying and left class ^^
- spongebob0
I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.
- sparker0
#491664 +(1120)- [X]
Is your Dad home?
yep
You get any hot chicks on the internet yet?
wtf? There aren't any chicks on the internet.
You gotta do what I do. I get onto one of them lesbian chatrooms and pretend to be a 19 year old girl.
I bet the other 60 "horny lesbians" in that room think they are just as clever as you.
no no no, they're really women, they send me naked pictures
What do you do when they ask for yours?
I send them a pic of a 19 year old girl.
...
No seriously, they're all lesbians.
If you say so...
damn straight.
I'm sure you are.hahahahahhahaha...
- bulletfactory0
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYEi guess when you're that late - a few more minutes don't matter.
- BZZZP0
how long before hotornot makes the fucking rounds again?
the interweb = groundhog day
- Jaline0
i was a little worried for a second spongebob...