FHM airbrush?
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- caulfield0
yes we do emecks - tell us everything you've ever read.
- emecks0
yes we do emecks - tell us everything you've ever read.
caulfield
(Apr 14 05, 04:51)I've read your mind. Didn't take long.
- caulfield0
that's because you only looked at the pictures you tit. Get to bed.
- emecks0
that's because you only looked at the pictures you tit. Get to bed.
caulfield
(Apr 14 05, 04:58)There was nothing BUT pictures of tits, mostly self protraits I think.
- toe_knee0
when does the bell go for big lunch?
- emecks0
my lunch is now...
feel free to try again while I'm gone.
- caulfield0
But I shant be able to. The tears alone will render my keyboard useless.
But I will soldier on, with no more than the thought of you munching away on your new Jamie Oliver menu...
- UndoUndo0
i recently read that the porn industry are fearing the arrival of HD TV in the uk because all the boys are girls are really skanky. but you cant really tell on fuzzy vhs!!!!!
- dc_again0
"backstage. fashion week. new york. you WILL see cellulite.
sorry, kids.
paraselene
(Apr 14 05, 04:29)"that there my friends is a classic example of attitudes going too far the other way. backstage, fashion week, new york, you won't see cellulite. why? because despite what we are now supposed to believe, not every woman has cellulite, and so why would they hire models who do? my wife is 28, and a size 10/12 and doesn't have a square millimetre of cellulite on her body. could she win Miss UK? no, but she doesn't have any cellulite.
it's going too far the other way. sorry, but there are some women out there who are 'out of this world', there are those who are average, and there are some who are, in some people's eyes, well below par. let's not kid ourselves.
bloody political correctness.
and as for me - if i wasn't married of course - i'd happily spend an evening with the Nikki on the left, and with the Nikki on the right as i think they're both look great in their own way.
- paraselene0
it's not a question of political correctness, dc. i've been backstage at fashion week in new york (and paris) and you do see cellulite. not on all the girls, of course, and not much of it, mind, but you do see it.
funny thing about men, though. i think y'all don't really see it like we gals do. my fellahs would describe me in exactly the same way you've just described your wife, but i know where to find the odd square millimetre on my body. it's a goddamned state secret, of course, but it's there.
- toe_knee0
how many fellahs you got?
- caulfield0
You dirty man. She's a child. And our national icon.
It's the whole brains vs beauty thing too. A man who goes only for beauty must be shunning the value of a girl who can actually spell.
Personally, I like girls who live in surry hills and play on the swing sets at 1am. Hi if you're out there...
- paraselene0
how many fellahs you got?
toe_knee(Apr 14 05, 05:19)
not more than one at a time, or anything. i'm a serial monogamist. just turns out that anyone interesting enough to keep my attention for more than ten minutes is usually a goddamned sociopath.
- dc_again0
paraselene - well if that's the case, fair enough, i apologise. and the next time you go backstage at one of these, can i come? :)
caulfield - apologies, i didn't know who she was. just found out she's 17! god, i'm old enough to be her.... 'older man'!
- paraselene0
no worries! i'm just saying that teh hauteness comes in many colours, shapes, sizes (christ, i sound like a nivea advert - shoot me now), etc. which is basically what you're saying, too:
"and as for me - if i wasn't married of course - i'd happily spend an evening with the Nikki on the left, and with the Nikki on the right as i think they're both look great in their own way."
dc_again
(Apr 14 05, 05:12);)
- paraselene0
oh, and, yes, if i ever return to the gribbly world of couture, you can come along to the shows!
- caulfield0
get yer wee grimy hand off it ye wanker.