FHM airbrush?
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- caulfield
like airbrush? Like NIkki Webster? Wanna see behind the curtain?
- emecks0
caulfield.
care to post a picture of yourself?
Every image in FHM is "done" no girls are as photogenic as they appear in your thinly disguised adolescent wank mag.....
Sorry to dash your illusions to the rocks.
- save0
woah!!!!! I really couldn't!!!!
- toe_knee0
Skanque
- caulfield0
well I'm sure that if there's anyone who can be sure that every single skank in every teenage wank mag is airbrushed, it'd be you, Emecks.
What's your favourite read?
- toe_knee0
shelooks like a skanque even after the airbrush
- paraselene0
why wank to an illy? altho i used to have a thing for anime characters when i was in high school...
- emecks0
my favourite read is Mr. Sneeze from the Mr. Men series, has been for years.
Seriously no girl actually looks like the picture on the right, soon as ye look further than the top shelf at the newsagents you'll see what I mean, course ye might want to nip into SpecSavers as well, I hear myopia can be a side effect of top shelf lust.
*Similarly no girl actually looks like the picture on the left, it's just a bad photo.........
- stem0
The camera never lies anymore,
cos there's nothing worth lying for!
- Nairn0
what the fuck's wrong with freckles?! Jesus - I can understand airbrushing out a bit of cellulite or a skin-fold (though I don't agree) - but actually changing the identifiable characteristics of a person, to fit in with some 'glam ideal' is just plain wrong.
People who believe in this fantasy deserve all the self-loathing angst they'll accrue from never finding their ideal mate.
(Goes back to whacking-off to photos of Ruby Wax & Vanessa Feltz)
- emecks0
precisely Nairn!
*except the bit about Feltz and Wax ya pervert.
- toe_knee0
take your morals, shove them up yer arse and get back to pushing pixels for your dinner money.
- paraselene0
is it a question of morality?
- emecks0
everyone who is throwing around compliments like "skank" around please post a picture of your ladies in their underwear.
thank you over and out.
- paraselene0
mx, you're a gentleman!
and it's true:
backstage. fashion week. new york. you WILL see cellulite.
sorry, kids.
- toe_knee0
Shes still a skanque
- caulfield0
And check out the goosebumps. They're bigger than she is.
Why does morality come into a conversation about a girl in a magazine?
- emecks0
mx, you're a gentleman!
and it's true:
backstage. fashion week. new york. you WILL see cellulite.
sorry, kids.
paraselene
(Apr 14 05, 04:29)Na just a realist,
I found that there are many more beautiful women around as soon I realised that all women have a certain amount of facial hair, bodily hair and "blemishes" and that seeking a girl like a picture from a magazine was utterly futile.
*Another top tip for ye that ye won't find in yer lad mags...
Doesn't matter if she's shrieking the house down, if she's not got a flushed chest you've failed.
- toe_knee0
no shit einstein
- paraselene0
*Another top tip for ye that ye won't find in yer lad mags...
Doesn't matter if she's shrieking the house down, if she's not got a flushed chest you've failed.
emecks(Apr 14 05, 04:39)
careful, mister! you give away any more trade secrets and i'm calling vinnie "the cleaner" paolazzi!
- emecks0
careful, mister! you give away any more trade secrets and i'm calling vinnie "the cleaner" paolazzi!
paraselene
(Apr 14 05, 04:43)Aww come on be fair, it's obvious these guys need a little help on the lady front.
*that's if the can tell the difference between a lady's front and a lady's back.