tehgee
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- gruntt0
she once kicked a dog so hard he had puppies.
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BAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA!@gruntt
- gruntt0
she kept those puppies and raised them as her own. she named them all after shoes.
- version30
then ate them
- mattyd0
gee is the 'player to be named later' in every trade.
- gruntt0
her fallopian tubes are made out of twizzlers.
- gruntt0
she can put her left boob in a glass of hot water and 5 minutes later... you guessed it... green tea.
- ********0
she started, spread and cured the ebola virus.
- gruntt0
she convinced the fashion industry to use the term "full figured model" instead of "bbb - big but bangable"
- mattyd0
she shoots whiskey into her neck with a syringe.
- gruntt0
her fingernails smell like butterfingers but they taste like snickers.
- ********0
gees ovaries are so dense they actually used them to make the nuclear materials in the heavy water for the 2 bombs dropped at the end of wwII.
- gruntt0
she onced used the blood of a road killed possum for lipstick.
the bitch totally pulled it off, too.
- ********0
she lovingly pees into buckets for mcdonalds that that is what they use for their secret sauce.
- gruntt0
she once saw a guy with a penis sticking out of his forehead.
he didn't see her though.
the balls were hanging down in front of his eyes.
- gruntt0
*spits out big mac
I thought her pee was the new tea.
dang!
- cosmo0
she once used turd as chocolate for her guests.
- gruntt0
she taught tony hawk how to ollie for a dollar ...and a hickey.
- cosmo0
she lovingly pees into buckets for mcdonalds that that is what they use for their secret sauce.
kOna
(Apr 19 05, 13:06)Fuck U! I was having a big mac.
I hope the lady in your office burn her pop corns again today.
- ********0
i heard gee once had sex with donald trump and when he was done she said "TAKE OUT... the garbage, and while your out pick me up a box of marlboro menthals." he did it too.