tehgee
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- mattyd0
i heard she was the one who ordered the invasion of grenada.
- ********0
she also had a hand in the invation of canada
- kbags0
Don't fuck wit jersey chicks.
- RIP5730
wtf? how did this happen?
- PonyBoy0
cock!
balls!
- buddylee0
I heard she was the one who told Mike Vick to use the name Ron Mexico?
- ********0
i heard she was to be the 16th contender but at the last second they brought in a guy cause they were afraid gee would mop the floor with sly and make sugar her little bitch.
- buddylee0
Teh gee onced robbed a bank for $3.50, to buy a corndog and brought back the change because the corndog was only $3.35.
- mattyd0
i heard gee was the one who elected the new pope. apparently she was getting wasted in secluded area that housed the college of cardinals and said 'i want a german to grope!' vatican officials misheard her, and thought she said 'i want a german pope!'
- grayhood0
i hear she once bitch slapped Los Angeles.
- mattyd0
she wrote every skit on SNL from 1983-1985
- ric_s0
tehgee in tha house. tara cracks me up. much love.
- mattyd0
gee was the person you couldnt recognize who shouted your name out of the passing car in town the other day...
- version30
she is the one that was creating all the black smoke by burning the old pope
- gruntt0
i heard she invented sliced bread.
- ********0
and the jelly
- ********0
i heard gee once wrastled and killed a gator cause she thought it would make a nice g-string.
- mattyd0
gee always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why she lets her herpes simplex go untreated.
:P
- gruntt0
she measures everything by the length of the manhood of the guy that first took her virginity in the 7 grade.
for example 1 foot = 8 "Jefferies"
- ********0
i heard gee once donated her eggs to science and that is how dolly the lamb was born.
also a few other tries were hubert the goat, lance the rattlesnake and jerome the beetle but they never made it. her eggs were just too powerfull.
one out of 4 ain't bad though.