Muff
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- chossy0
The muff track started as a scetch in my note book.
- paraselene0
tainted muff
- paraselene0
:l
- spongebob0
: P
- chossy0
I like the way you work it no diggity I got to muff it up.
- chossy0
could it be I'm falling in muff
- brtman0
Can't Get Enough Of Your Muff, Babe - Barry White
- chossy0
theres a voice that keeps on calling me down the muff thats where I'll always be every stop I make I make a new muff.
Just turn around and I'm muffing again.
- version30
The Story of Jack Muff
How many times has someone said to you, "You don't know Jack Muff!" Well, here's the entire story...
Jack Muff is the only son of O. Muff and Awe Muff. O. Muff, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Muff, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Muff. Jack Muff eventually married Noe Muff, and together they had six children.
Holy Muff, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Muff and Dip Muff and then two daughters, Fulla Muff and Giva Muff. Their final child, another son, named Bull Muff.
In the meantime, Deep Muff married Dumb Muff, a high school dropout. Dip Muff married Lotta Muff and they have a son, Chicken Muff. Fulla Muff and Giva Muff married the Happens Brothers. The Muff-Happens children are Dawg Muff, Byrd Muff, and Horace Muff. Bull Muff just married a spicy number, Pisa Muff and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Muff.
So, now you know Jack Muff and his family, in case someone asks.
- ********0
Muff bites, Muff bleeds)
It's bringin' me to my knees
(Muff lives, Muff dies)
(Muff bites, Muff bleeds)
It's bringin' me to my knees
(Muff lives, Muff dies)
It's no surprise
(Muff begs, Muff pleads)
It's what I need
If you've got Muff in your sights
Watch out, Muff bites
Yes it does
It will be hell
- chossy0
I have one hand in my muff and the other one is making a peace sign.
- paraselene0
heh that sounds like a good one, chossy, who sings that?
- chossy0
I think it was ........
her that did jagged little pill can't remember her name.
- version30
Alanis Muffissette
- SteveJobs0
muff hurts, muff scars,
muff wounds, and marks,
any heart, not tough,
or strong, enough
to take a lot of pain,
take a lot of pain
muff is like a cloud
holds a lot of rain
muff hurts, ooh ooh muff hurts-Nazareth
- vburo0
Crucified - Army of Muffers
brtman
(Apr 14 05, 01:43)rofl
- vburo0
what is muff? baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
- vburo0
muff
- ********0
Addicted to Muff
- ********0
Muff Bites