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The Story of Jack Muff
How many times has someone said to you, "You don't know Jack Muff!" Well, here's the entire story...
Jack Muff is the only son of O. Muff and Awe Muff. O. Muff, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Muff, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Muff. Jack Muff eventually married Noe Muff, and together they had six children.
Holy Muff, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Muff and Dip Muff and then two daughters, Fulla Muff and Giva Muff. Their final child, another son, named Bull Muff.
In the meantime, Deep Muff married Dumb Muff, a high school dropout. Dip Muff married Lotta Muff and they have a son, Chicken Muff. Fulla Muff and Giva Muff married the Happens Brothers. The Muff-Happens children are Dawg Muff, Byrd Muff, and Horace Muff. Bull Muff just married a spicy number, Pisa Muff and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Muff.
So, now you know Jack Muff and his family, in case someone asks.