bleaching your bum
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- version30
you allare strange, the tieline pic needs posted this is nothing new
the article _salise_ quoted:
http://www.theaustralian.news.co…
- spongebob0
1 - does anyone have any pictures of this?
druze
(Apr 13 05, 22:05)Dude. Photoshop. Ctrl-U.
- spongebob0
Geez spongebob, I hate dogs like that, tail always up in the air and the hair all buzzed short, that evil, dirty eye just pulsing and constricting and telling you "beneath this elastic walls lives 'the fear.'"
mg33
(Apr 13 05, 21:31)it's teh secks, ain't it?
- pascii0
i would lick _personal_ parts for $
- CaP0
people, this is one of the funniest posts i've read in weeks...
which reminds me, always go natural! no to bleaching!
- jox0
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- pascii0
i want a magenta hairy a-hole now
- vburo0
hahaha
- CaP0
can i have my lady painted as a bull's eye?
- forcetwelve0
i saw that in the uk on tv. "oh, we're getting a lot of professionals in here for the bleaching, like sex workers, professional dancers and the likes..."
ok...so you put bleach in the ass?!
- vburo0
yeah you can easily do that at home.. just pop a bottle of bleach in yer arsehole and let it run freely.. it really cleanses the intestines along the way! so healthy!
- UndoUndo0
and a lovely warm sensation to top it off!
- paraselene0
i'm saying no way, jose to that malarky i'll tell you that much right now. sounds like a recipe for an outbreak of perineum cancer when our generation hits sixty.
- ********0
there once was a girl from kentucky
she like to do the fukky-fukky
her bum was blonde
bathed in a pond
and on the side sold ass on the street
- gruntt0
well good morning everyone. i would just like to pop in and say...
... wut da hell?
- chossy0
hey gruntt check out the hairy body thread I gave away your sex secrets for five whole pounds.
- trooperbill0
its when the bleach their brown eyes in porno to stop it being a shade darker (dont ask how i know this)
mark
- snuggles0
nice.
Bleach bum is the new beach bum...
- pascii0
anyone has profound information how that works? i wanna try