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- Phaze0
You fools got served.
hahahaha! drunk by 12:00 bitch's.
- JazX0
Amish Rap
There once was a boy from Pawtucket
He had a lot of money and said F*ckit
I'm not gonna work
Just act like a jerk
Watched porn all day
and loved it
- Phaze0
pleaze!
so weak...give more then a 1/2 sec of thought to ya verse kid.
I'm fidna rip you son, hear that? FIDNA!...HELLA!,...I'm hella raw.
- brandelec0
phaze you don't spit hot fyaar
- kld0
WOW, 30 odd years and Oakland and I can't rap fo' shit
- Phaze0
you're right son, I spit venom, I cut em then mend em, sew em up tight then copy and past, yo then I blend em.
- JazX0
Youza' skeeza, dubbled up weeza
Maa lyrics nevva' stop ta' floww
Burnin' punk-b*tches
like I'm doin' blowwI got yer venom right here
comin' out my d*ck and into ya' ear.;)
- Phaze0
More like puke in in my ear, dont come at kid , I'll make you a steer, bring ya lady close I'll buy her a beer, cop a feel and I'll leer.
- kld0
sites with tabs, punks tying to make stabs.
y'all is scratching for me like you have crabs.
flexin' my abs...
I peel all of y'all like scabs
- e-pill0
tanx to all the kids that post and not werk whilst their bosses snort coke under their desks their secretaries sit on their knees banging heads on tables.
i cant rap im jewish!
:)
- JazX0
Sh*t, my ladies a dude
You must be a queer
Reachin' on him
You're the man of the yearBut I don't give a f*ck
F*ckin' join right in
U gotta' take it
Bring lube and some gin;)
- BonSeff0
we doin'
big tiff'n
we sendin ta printwe doin'
big tiff'n
all up in cmykdon't fo'get to collect yo fonts
nigga row
now you muthafuckin know
- cosmo0
*pulls out bongo, clears throat...
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
- mangosnot0
I'm the green leaf chief
with fat ass spleef
nah son I don't smoke w*ed
I just booze
I drink so much
I should have a tattoo that says born ta lose...
- Phaze0
haha...thats some wack shit ya'll.
funny though...."my chick is a dude?" haha thats so gay JazX.
Ya rhyme are so wack yeah that shits a crime, lack so many skills try ya luck as a mime, ya rhyme about gay porn and how ya ass gets torn and ya say it with ease like "yo thats the norm".;)
like I said,.... FIDNA.
- uhohseangettio0
"Keep thinking you the man of steel,
Cause the canon will,
Take yo' legs right from under ya, like banana peels...""I've been doing this for years...
while i'm climbing to the top...
why not end a couple of careers..."Seangetti...
- Phaze0
aight,
I grab the mic and eat it up like BBQ ribs, then I rip ya style and spit for miles and bounce to the crib, yo all things happen for a reason and thats how it is, my style is wild I'll stay a while I'm serving you kids.cruzin through the crib, chewin on a rib and I cant find my blunt and that shit is kinda spooky....
.RIP MCOS.
- JazX0
hahhaa funny sh*t yo
- blackspade0
"The internet's your medium of choice
cause nobody really wants to hear your corny ass voice
You ain't a MC just because you could type
On the mic in real life your ass'll get sniped
You a man with a mouse who can't rock the house
Jerkin off to gay porn while wearin your girl's blouse
You know you never seen no real life fame
So you're lookin for some recognition through a screen name
(No doubt) No threat, y'all ain't the pro set
Rappin ten years and not a paid show yet
I love to get online and shine and drop bombs
but my music can be found on more than dot coms (word up)
Your website gets a whole lot of hits (right)
but in the real world son you ain't sayin shit
Cats run they mouth on AOL
but everytime they drop a twelve inch, they don't sell
You love the anonymnity, you hide behind the shadow
Always tryin to get someone to chatroom battle
Cryin cause heads only rhyme one syllable
Who made the rule you gotta use every millisec
because it's fillable?
I'ma snatch your webmaster, break both his legs
Post it on your site, format it as .jpeg's
Rip you on your own site and sign your guestbook
then go into your chatroom and leave the rec shook
What percent of these rappers can compete? (Nil)
Reboot they whole shit, control-alt-delete
Yo, you can have a PC and a Mac
but you internet MC's can't see AKIf a rapper try to diss.. wh-wh-when you online
I ahh I ahh crush the motherfucker[Verse Two]
Carpal tunnel syndrome, can't make a fist
I rip every MC on your buddy list
Show the light to you so bright that your eyesight fail
Now you doin all your correspondence through eBraile
Cats get online and start all types of static
But heads without computers know whassup with Akrobatik (true dat)
cause I rock real mics in real life
Rip real crowds, real shows, real cyphz
Plus your anonymous gab, it don't bother me
I don't give a fuck if you got AOL or Prodigy
Your crew screams that you the illest of all time
when your only fans are all your nerdy friends that rhyme
And even if you was nice, no one'll ever hear
cause you in front the keyboard too much to develop your career
(Say word) And half of y'all is just teenagers
You don't know jack about what rippin up the stage is
So I'ma get a crew of online MC pirates (right)
Infect all your computers with a flesh-eatin virus (uh-huh)
Chew up all your fingers so you can no longer type (say what?)
then expose your lack of flow when you approach the open mic
So internet MC's, heed my advice
Online keystyles don't make you nice
Bring it to the streets and start to rabble rousin
Sincerely yours, Akro 2000
What percent of these rappers can compete? (Nil)
Reboot they whole shit, control-alt-delete
Yo, you can have a PC and a Mac
but you internet MC's can't see AK "
- Phaze0
surley you jeest kid, oh no, not a copy and paste, with little doctored verses I beat you rockin purses with taste, shit so fuckin weak yeah I spray em with mace.
Kids wanna get Phazed out, spades get played then filayed like trout. Leave em black and blue like they back in school.Check out the project blowed every tuesday night, I rip that shit for real in the streets or rockin a mic.
Project Blowed
4321 Leimert St LA CAcheck it out for real open mic hip hope..and step if ya dare.
Phaze will clean heads up and I'm harvesting hair, scalp ya like a dian leave ya smoother then nair.