NT Raps
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- nburlington0
I ran with the post about you not being well rested.
And flipped a lowbrow rhyme about you getting molested.
I offer an apology and here's the retraction.
Kid never spent home alone time with mr. jackson.
- kld0
haha I'll see your retraction and raise you one... G
cause I've never been to ridgewood so i ain't your daddy
- dablammit0
I think its bout time I put up in this post.
so i can burn you NTers just like toast.
i dont need to get nasty and im not gonna boast,
cuz you already know that im bringin the most.Oh no, verse 2 and you didnt even see it comin
i just stole your whip and i hit the ground runnin
im down for phat beats but im not down for gunnin
but now i gotta go cuz my boss said "do somethin"PEACE WE OUTTA HERE
- kingjulien0
I think you guys made a wise decision by going into design.
- kld0
yep
- ********0
Hell no, we can keep a lick
break sticks, break stones
Break sites that click
- kbags0
Hell no, we can keep a lick
break sticks, break stones
Break sites that click
JazX
(Apr 12 05, 12:26)
---------------------...break tones
smoke two bowls,
breakdance real sickbreak sucka mcs who think they're slick
break it down with girlies who turn the tricks,
on the roam, no one's home
cause my rhymes are sick.
- ********0
i'm so good if
you mix jay-z
with the noisy
nigga from
police academy.
that's me
- spongebob0
I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
See, I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee!
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me.
I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.
-Afroman
- easy_target0
well i see this treads back, up in runnin with out me
e e easy_target is back in this game got no work done and NT raps to blame
the suns up in blazing here so im at work while you all are pullin your cones with out a care
quotin otha emcees cos you got no rymes from your self best go get that template off the shelf
- spongebob0
that didn't rhyme shit, easy
your words ain't slick, but queasy
haul your LOTR ass back to the land of New Z
- kld0
I guess its time for an evening hit.
wife said uh uh but I couldn't quit
NT raps rollin' wit style an' flair
but I gotta put my feet up and just not care
night my NT peeps from far and near
tomorrows another day for crits up in here
- kbags0
NT-NT Raps
gonna keep comin back
like the empire to the jedi,
like the hair on your backLike clicks to my keyboard
and chinese buffet smorgasbord
like the chronic when you get high
like your girl becuz she's boredNT-NT Raps yo
goonna keep coming back
gonna keep coming back
all day long.
- e-pill0
im no good at it but i like when others do some nt raps!
hook me up with a smile!
:)
- ********0
ohh word, itz baak yo!?!?
- e-pill0
yo yo go smoke some cigs and be happy with yo fine self and get me some raps goinz onz!!
- gruntt0
hahaha it's so funny when old threads pop up and you can read some of the old crap you once said.
i'm an idiot.
- Gorbie0
louis louis brown bag
freedom fries supersize
got yo mama in the buns
freedom kissin on my gunsbetter serve me in the mornin
cafe au lait n' freedom toast
then i'm out like a ghost
sippin champagne cross the pond
tell the silly sucka NT'ers
me and yo mama got it onbitz....
- brandelec0
i rip and i rhyme i rhyme and i rip
i spit hot fiiaaar
- Phaze0
a 1-2, a 1-2
a-hem....
NT raps yo, NT raps yo, just a bunch of frontin suckahs talkin internet gats yo, or internet slaps..I'm steppin on ya neck cuz ya lips always flap.
Talkin that trash I keep my money in bags, I weigh it then disply it by the weed that I smash...I roll up the phattys got 20 kids callin me daddy I tap the hoes in the valley cock swingin watch blingin smokin a phatty.beayotch.