NT Raps
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- nick0
not mine but it might as well be:
i get my weed
from the best sources
i like it smooth
not coarse like horse hooves
the weeds i smoke
never touched by pestisides
smoke that chem weed?
simply suicide
the way its grown,
is very important
i only smoke the plants
that are very potent
and when i blaze i feel bionic
cuz the weed i smoke is...
hydroponic.
- nburlington0
My posts must be invisible.
0 responses - fucking miserable.
Too much time on the boards now I'm blowing deadlines and delieverables.
now factor in the cigarette breaks
and numerous mistakes
its amazing i get anything accomplished at all, i barely have what it takes.
- Jaline0
I made this for my friend:
Meaghan's Shirt
everyone throws
down it goes
cascading
tumbling
descendinglower
lowerlower
down Meaghan's shirt
- spongebob0
no one gives a shit about spongebobby
he posts mushrooms just as a hobbywhen his dog gave birth to a sausage
whoohaa came in with a cunt homage
- nick0
nice one!
are you from ridgewood, nj?
i was born there! hahaha
- kbags0
dag, kld!
Hector's my cousin, fucka, pullin exacto blades on all y'all adobe suckas,
while you busy playin point and click,
don't bother me cuz I'll be busy dick-
-tating to my secretary, layin it on nice and thick,
defraggin' my hard drive as she slowl-slowly licks--her lips to wrap-round my widescreen monitor,
I'm not playin photoshop battles cuz yo I got on her,
drinkin cognac, smokin-crack, rock those mousepads before I blot on herpaintin' her artboard just for a quick rush, while you get your thrills downloading an adobe brush.
don't tell my boss cuz he might get mad, we gotta keep it on the DL cuz he's her dad, hush-hush!
- Point50
It looks as if I'm the bonafide threadkilla,
I post illa,
beatin my chest like a gorilla,
You can't fade me,
Take 10 steps and draw my Illustrator gun have you NT punks pushin up vector daisies,
One eye to the sky while the other one is lazy,
No wonder why my vision is hazy,
I copped your chick, mashed her potatoes and covered her in gravy,
Then I play her out with some diagonal lines and antlers while she's drippin,
Smash out bumpin that Mike Jone's 'Still Tippin'...bitches
- easy_target0
you'll never get me on a leash n collar
i still anit scared i'd sell your rymes for a dollar so all the otha fools like you can use the word hollayou betta put a bib on cause your dribblin and your just givin me words to play on so im gonna make your rymes look think likke you lost your pen an wrote em with a crayon
you think i'm done rerady to throw in the towel cos you mistaken by the time ime finished with this y'all be ready to howl
like the baby you are better pack it in now befor it goes to far if you want me i'll be over at the bar....
- n0rty10
i come late into this NT Rap game,
and what i've read is all the same,
it's lame kinda tame sorta sucky who's to blame, it's 't3h man'
who you're workin for, get busted rhymin u'r out tha door, cos you ain't here to rhyme and shit, u design for clients point and click.
can anybody please Respond, orange button click 'it's on', try your luck you might suprise me, switch 'e' for 'y' now "come to daddy!"well that's what i said to her last night
- spongebob0
drop kick drop shadows whatever the flow
kick some reflections in da video
just when you thought design had a hope
friday battles feature the d pope
- kingjulien0
Gong......
- kld0
All you candyass designers can eat a d*ck.
When you apply your stroke, better make it thick.
*makes beatbox noises, passes the mic
- kld0
haha I'll see your retraction and raise you one... G
cause I've never been to ridgewood so i ain't your daddy
- kbags0
...and lime cuz you drink shots like a girl,
you wanna roll badass, give kbags a whirl,
east coast to west, west coast to east and I can kick up a swirl,
I'm makin bacon,
on the take,
ready to take on the world.
- brandelec0
"I have never laughed at anything you have ever posted on NT."
too much negativity - mr. d
you're mad cuz the x gets the girls for free
- todelete__20
i'm kona.
i have a bona.um... that's pretty much it.
the end.
- kld0
24 yes 24 hours and not a wink
Vision blurred but I can still smell the stink...
of you dirty a**ed slackers trying to rhyme
i talk on my moto razr while you droppin' dimes... at the corner store.
no credit your skills done broke
callin' home to mommy
my mad lyrics will make you choke
- nburlington0
yeah, i'm from ridgewood. not born and raised though. just moved there a few years ago.
wait, were you "born" as in born in the hospital. or "born" like you lived there when you were born?
- gruntt0
jazx is right, i ain't got no mon. but he's wrong about my wife because she is all fun.
- spongebob0
Down wit D-i-K
Down wit k-10-k
Screw around on Newstoday
Cos commies are here to stay