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- Mimio0
Shit's fucked
- Mimio0
Oh..and kbags... go change your pee-pee pants you arm-chair socialist.
- nick0
whats wrong with arm chairs?
- jevad0
"in all seriousness if you set up paypal bike fund, I'd bet every NTer in this thread would donate a buck"
If I was struggling financially I would have considered it but doing something like that given my current financial situation (fairly comfortable) would be a total piss take...
But if anybody does want to contribute!
http://www.helpmebuyanewbike.com…
; )
- kld0
Spend $2000 on the next bike, It will never happen like this again, I guarantee it.
- pascii0
i would suggest to invite kona, buy some guns+ammo and get that pickup ready for hunting
- Mimio0
Riiigght...
"first you stab, then you shoot'em...then you hang'em...and THEN you KILL'em!"
- SteveJobs0
i know, i know, the next bike you get you should cover it with razor blades. that way no one can ride it!!! aahahahhahahah!!!!
....oh wait...
- uberdesigner0
an 89 post thread about jevad's bicycle? you people are pathetic
- canuck0
I was out on my bike today, absolutely fabulous day for it.
- skelly0
Last year a drunk driver drove the through a parking lot in the wrong direction, went through a chain link fence, through a brick wall, across a street, through a wooden sign, and flew off a 6 foot wall landing directly on top of my bike which was parked on a bike rack.
- SteveJobs0
see, even bikes aren't immune to Murphy's law!
- Chip0
You should cycle down to the Sheriffs office and...
hang on...
sorry. :)
- caulfield0
okay, I haven't read the last 50 messages, so none of that' already said that' shit.
But yes. He should pay you some goodwill humanity cash.
We're an advanced worldwide civilisation. We send people to the moon, write amazing music, create films, understand intricate human anatomy, plan huge cities, conquer viruses which have been plaguing humanity for hundreds of thousands of years (take that polio, biatch), create elaborate systems of insurance, law, theatre, the creative arts, education and some really deep research into what makes a hamburger taste better...and this mother can't comprehend that he owes you some cash!?!
Man, it's offensive enough that he hasn't offered, but if he refuses, he deserves a one way ticket on a time machine all that way back to 10 000 bc.
And a cap in his ass.
- waynepixel0
I have a spear sheep if you need one.
- JazX0
***Newsflash***
*irregular telegraph sound: beep, beep, beep, beep,
vburo, just sent me pictures of jevad's bike. Apparently, he has been riding it up and down the canals in Amsterdam, high as a kite. Laughing all the way.
He says he traded it for gay sex off of some black market syndicate. A group that preys on poor helpless NT'ers at their NT drink-a-thons and exports the goods to, obviously, those sneaky dutchmen.
Maan what a punk, I cannot believe that sh*t.
You should be ashamed vburo. I've already called Interpol.
;)
- JazX0
- kbags0
RE: Armchair Socialism, thank you very much to whoever invented laptops and WiFi!
LOL
- jox0